astronaut

One who insists on driving despite being too high to walk.



astronaut
Someone who is amazing in bed (sex).
Example:
God, that man is an astronaut!


astronaut
A sexual position where the girl is hanging upside with those space boots ,that the astronauts use to sleep and what not, while hanging upside down she is giving you head and you are wearing a space helm and right when you brick you scream at the top of your lungs "blast off!"
Example:
Me: Last night i astronaut ed my girlfriend
You: Oh? how was that?
Me: It was terrific, i was wearing a space helmet.


The Astronaut
Blowing a load that shoots straight up in resemblance to a rocket ship in result of a hefty tit fucking finish; hitting the girl in the chin, face or even entering the nasal cavity which is dependent upon the distance and velocity of the shot. Also known as the "Space Cadet"
Example:
"She asked me If I was almost done and right when she opened her mouth to speak she met the astronaut"


Astronaut
Cosmic cock blockery abound, these space exploring bastards are known for ruining any chance you have of looking cool at a "Roll Party" (A social gathering in which Ecstasy is consumed)
Example:
"Who the fuck invited that Astronaut? What the fuck part of NO FUCKING ASTRONAUTS didn't you understand Todd?!"


Astronaut
The key word in his nickname is "Astronaut"/ "Baby Astronaut" or "AstronautKid" ChicagoKid is well-known for expressing his Drug use through his music with Xanax,Percocets, Ecstacy, and Also Lean and Weed. He earned the Nickname From How Intensely High He Gets That he feels like he's "out of this world".
Example:
Yo I'm trying to get high as Astronaut, but I'm scared i might get too high and overdose.


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