attendance Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

attendance

a dance for ten people

Attendance

by kickingwithyou on May 14, 2016 06:31:08

The only reason why you drag your ass out of bed in the morning, and then bitch about how you're not getting enough education out of the system.

Example:
Attendance is a bitch. Education is a bitch. Life is a bitch. You are a bitch.

attend

by Rucop on Aug 27, 2017 09:37:28

Turn up, unless you weren't invited then you swash in

Example:
I attended a brew meet, but my mate swashed in...which didn't help because I was trying to chirpse his cousin

Attendant

by Jiffy Peej on Feb 08, 2007 00:17:57

One who attends an orgy with little or no say.

Example:
Shut the hell up, Bob. You've got no say about what goes in your ass, you stupid attendant!

Character Attendant

by Vacationruiner on Jun 20, 2017 13:59:33

A job at Disney where you make sure the characters stay alive. They are in charge of maintaining their line by yelling at everyone to have out their autograph books and photopass cards, only for the guest to get to the character and not be prepared at all. They describe what the character is animating and say things like "Yes! You are on their shirt!" And "Wow it is their birthday!" 100 times a day. They move the guests bags, because of course they put them in the wrong spot, then get phones shoved in their faces with out ever hearing the words, "Will you please take a photo for me?" and still take the photo. They also make sure said character gets off on time which leads to them timing the line, closing the line on time, and most importantly, ruining thousands of vacations.

Example:
That character attendant ruined my vacation.

Fly Attendant

by Ann_Hedonia on May 28, 2008 21:09:19

(n.) Airline employee in charge of removing insects from passenger snacks.

Example:
I called the Fly Attendant after discovering a fly in my bag of nuts.

attendance whore

by Anonymous on Nov 04, 2003 11:30:38

any truant officer who works for a school district

Example:
the attendance whore called my house because i missed school this week

Skin Attendant

by Danimal aka darnell jenkins on Feb 23, 2012 03:31:19

A position coined for a person who engages in the ancient art of undercarriage TomFoolery without expecting any genital reciprocation.

Example:
"Hey Paula, I know you thought this was two way traffic, but im not touching that blue waffle-you're just a lowly skin attendant!!"

attendance nazi

by Ray_man on May 03, 2007 08:12:34

Person who see's if you are on time, and if you are absent or tardy reports it to the boss immediately. Note it may not be there job to report it, just a brown nose..

Example:
Get back to work, the attendance nazi is making its rounds.

maybe attending

by LRay is King on Mar 31, 2011 06:32:03

Facebookeese for "there is no chance in hell that I would ever even consider coming to your event, but I do not wish to appear to be a douchebag by outright rejecting your invitation, so I will instead pretend that I might be there."

Example:
Notification: You've been invited to a gay orgy!
You: Wow. I'm not gay and I would never go to an orgy. *clicks maybe attending*

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