attendant

The only reason why you drag your ass out of bed in the morning, and then bitch about how you're not getting enough education out of the system.



attend
Turn up, unless you weren't invited then you swash in
Example:
I attended a brew meet, but my mate swashed in...which didn't help because I was trying to chirpse his cousin


attendance
a dance for ten people
Example:
Josh: I heard you're having a party
Lana: yeah. Im having an attendance
Josh: can i come?
Lana: No way, Ive just invited Carly, the 10th person


Attendant
One who attends an orgy with little or no say.
Example:
Shut the hell up, Bob. You've got no say about what goes in your ass, you stupid attendant!


Character Attendant
A job at Disney where you make sure the characters stay alive. They are in charge of maintaining their line by yelling at everyone to have out their autograph books and photopass cards, only for the guest to get to the character and not be prepared at all. They describe what the character is animating and say things like "Yes! You are on their shirt!" And "Wow it is their birthday!" 100 times a day. They move the guests bags, because of course they put them in the wrong spot, then get phones shoved in their faces with out ever hearing the words, "Will you please take a photo for me?" and still take the photo. They also make sure said character gets off on time which leads to them timing the line, closing the line on time, and most importantly, ruining thousands of vacations.


attendance nazi
Person who see's if you are on time, and if you are absent or tardy reports it to the boss immediately. Note it may not be there job to report it, just a brown nose..
Example:
Get back to work, the attendance nazi is making its rounds.


maybe attending
Facebookeese for "there is no chance in hell that I would ever even consider coming to your event, but I do not wish to appear to be a douchebag by outright rejecting your invitation, so I will instead pretend that I might be there."
Example:
Notification: You've been invited to a gay orgy!
You: Wow. I'm not gay and I would never go to an orgy. *clicks maybe attending*


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