auditor
A person who works upwards of 80 hours a week , travels constantly, and drinks excessively. Probably works for EY,
PWC,
Deloitte, or
KPMG. Charges clients between $250 and $1100 an hour to perform work that could be done by a team of
trained monkey's. Auditors generally have no social life as all their spare time is taken up by work related events. Most external auditors leave their firms within 5 years to take up middle-upper management postitions in order to spend time with the family that they forgot they had. Those who are left behind eventually become partners and sit in their offices all day counting their money, stained with the blood and sweat of 25 year old college grads.
auditor
by Pace2001 on Mar 31, 2005 05:53:26
auditor
by shawn69 on Jun 26, 2006 03:55:10
Whiny individual that is upset with themselves for the
career path they've choosen. Often breaks down in tears because the whole world is against them. Rarely do they have a spine. Can generally be
placated with a lousy salary and a
gift certificate for $10 at Starbucks.
Example:
I went to school for a total of
20 years to become an auditor. My parents are so proud of me, but I think I'm developing an
ulcer and
anticipate having a heart attack so I can take a vacation
auditor
by flatster on Dec 06, 2008 00:07:52
The 21st century Gestapo. Will
love you long time whilst going through your work to make sure everything is on the up-and-up but then will stab you in the back with an
electrified letter-opener.
Scum of the office-world. The little prick who can hide behind
company policy and get a hard-on when they find the dot above your "i" was 2 microns bigger than your company would like it to be
Example:
Auditor: "So pleased to be working with you! Could I see your
ledger please?"
Worker: "No, fuck off you back stabbing, pedantic
shit-stirrer. Come near me and I'll strangle you with your shoe laces".
auditor
by shawn69 on Jun 26, 2006 03:54:41
Whiny individual that is upset with themselves for the
career path they've choosen. Often breaks down in tears because the whole world is against them. Rarely do they have a spine. Can generally be
placated with a lousy salary and a
gift certificate for $10 at Starbucks.
Example:
I went to school for a total of
20 years to become an auditor. My parents are so proud of me, but I think I'm developing an
ulcer and
anticipate having a heart attack so I can take a vacation
Auditor
by Meleemaster123 on Apr 26, 2019 09:58:17
Auditor
by Harbinger of Defenestration on Jul 14, 2009 04:22:29
Example:
After the market
crashed and we
filed for
bankruptcy, a team of auditors descended to pick the flesh from our broken bones.
Auditor
by welshj93 on Jan 09, 2023 01:10:58
A person who shamefully harrases people for no other reason than to be a
cunt.
Cunt is a phrase often used to describe an "
auditor"
Auditor's Ass
by NoMoreAudit on Feb 18, 2010 16:09:27
This term is referred public auditors who
gained a
huge ass due to their
countless hours sitting on their ass doing their work.
Night Auditor
by Baalbamoth on Apr 29, 2015 17:43:12
An
evil genius who chose to give up responsibilities such as home ownership and family for unlimited internet access,
all you can eat coffee,
cerial, waffles, and muffins, and a job that pays you even if you sleep on the job.
Example:
"This week he ate 200
syrup covered
sausages, watched every season of
game of thrones, and beat the internet"
"yeah man, that dudes a Night Auditor."