autopilot

when you do something without realizing what you're doing (usually results in making a mistake)



autopilot
also, "that autopilot feeling."

1. Like you're set on autopilot, your body is just going throught the motions, your mind is gone.

2. "You know the feeling."

Coined by abstinence crusader and social provocateur G.C. Buell circa 2002.
Example:
"Lately, I've been having that autopilot feeling a lot more than usual."

"I want to autopilot your mom in her bung."


autopilot
When standing in front of a urinal (or a regular toilet for the private types), you release your hand(s) from your johnson in the middle of peeing, leaving it free to guide the urine to its final destination without assistance.

Commonly activated whilst texting, or more rarely, when reading.
Example:
Once his pee-stream was safely pointed in the right direction, Ignacius disengaged his hand and entered autopilot mode.


autopilot
Used for the professional drunk. When you drink so much and so often you function even when you are blackout drunk. You are so good at it your friends and even professional bartenders can't tell you should have been cut off 5 drinks ago. You continue to talk and walk but have no idea what you are saying or doing. This also makes for fun Sherlock holmes mornings.
Example:
Man I was on autopilot last night, where did I get this fez?


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