avetard
People who live at The Avenue Apartments in Norman aka The Ave aka the
avetard house. These people are so fucking dumb and have zero common sense, they will most likely make the stupidest decisions and be doing absolutely nothing in life. They also display
avetard logic. Most of these people also go to OU, making them an
OU tard also.
Avetard
by nlolhere on Jul 19, 2020 12:12:13
A derogatory term for a person living in Avenue apartments in Oklahoma, which is known for having a multitude of
Oklahoma University students. These students are often
stupid as fuck and misbehave all the time, hence the name
aveTARD.
avetard oven
by TurnM3Up on Dec 11, 2019 07:10:39
This is the most used appliance in the
avetard kitchen. It is mainly used to bake
pizza but these avetards have no idea how to use a fucking oven. Most of the time they end up burning whatever the hell is in the oven and
smoke up the whole apartment similar to when they use the dab rig.
Example:
Shit, I think I left the pizza in the avetard oven way too long, it's all
smokey in the
avetard kitchen and smells
burnt.
avetard backyard
by TurnM3Up on Dec 10, 2019 00:46:33
The backyard of the Avetards at
The Ave. If you go
out back, you can for sure find a shit ton of trash just sitting on the porch and bunch of dog shit in the lawn out back. The trash on the porch can consist of fast food,
juul pods, and the trash bag with all the trash from inside that they just throw out back.
avetard door
by TurnM3Up on Dec 10, 2019 05:55:55
Front door of the avetards that always happens to be
unlocked. Any nigga could literally walk in at any point during the day or night and do whatever they wanted to in the house. Hell, the avetards might as well just
unhinge the door and just
take it out completely because it wouldn't make a fucking difference.
Example:
The avetard door is always
unlocked so all the other
ou tards just pull up whenver the hell they want and the avetards can't
do shit about it.
avetard kitchen
by TurnM3Up on Dec 10, 2019 08:28:32
The BIGGEST SHITHOLE at The Ave, if you think the other places are bad, you're in for a show on this one. The kitchen is absolute mess that is just littered with all sorts of trash and doesn't even include the
avetard sink and the
avetard trash can, both of which that are SO MUCH MORE WORSE. The kitchen has food all over the place and don't even get me started on the
perishable food. It is living hell in the avetard kitchen.
Example:
I went into the avetard kitchen to try and find some food to eat but it smelled like
rotten food everywhere and then when I opened the food
containers, everything was spoiled and had
mold growing.
avetard fridge
by TurnM3Up on Dec 11, 2019 11:56:02
The world capital of all the spoiled food in the world. Any time you open the fridge at
The Ave, you are guaranteed to find spoiled or rotten food. Many times you will find
spoiled milk and even a Braums
sundae that has been in there for three months.
Example:
I
opened the avetard fridge to get some food, but everything smelled horrible and
I'm sure that nothing has been
thrown out in five months.
avetard sink
by TurnM3Up on Dec 10, 2019 08:40:58
One word to describe the sink at
The Ave: NIGHTMARE! The fucking sink is filled with dishes to the point where the it towers out of the sink by 10 inches. All the dishes are fucking disgusting because they haven't been washed at all and there's not even enough room for you to get to the faucet. A lazy ass
avetard refuses to do the dishes so the dishes
pile up in the sink for weeks or even months. I would eat shit before I'd be down to do the dishes in the avetard sink.
avetard stairs
by TurnM3Up on Dec 10, 2019 09:48:13
The stairs that take you to the
second floor of The Ave. This shit is basically a fucking storage room because an
avetard just throws his shit anywhere he wants and just leaves it there. There is absolutely no room to go up the fucking stairs and you might as well play hopscotch or
leapfrog on the stairs because you need to be jumping all over the place to avoid all the shit on the avetard stairs to get upstairs.
Example:
One of the avetards called me
upstairs but when I went to
climb up the avetard stairs, there was absolutely no room for me to
put my foot down so I felt like a fucking monkey trying to jump over everything to get up.
avetard fish
by TurnM3Up on Dec 31, 2019 04:45:46
The pet fish that an
avetard owns at The Ave Apartments. The avetard will think the fish is badass because it has "shark" in the name but in reality it's just a normal ass carp. This fish will most likely die within a month after coming to The Ave because an avetard can barely take care of himself so there will be no way he can take care of a damn fish. An avetard will also attempt to get this pet fish high by hoping the fish will be able to secondhand from a
dab rig.
**UPDATE**:
Avetard fish dead
Example:
Those damn avetards are trying to get their damn avetard fish high again,
that thing is definitely is gonna end up
dying in a week.