avetard

People who live at The Avenue Apartments in Norman aka The Ave aka the avetard house. These people are so fucking dumb and have zero common sense, they will most likely make the stupidest decisions and be doing absolutely nothing in life. They also display avetard logic. Most of these people also go to OU, making them an OU tard also.



Avetard
A derogatory term for a person living in Avenue apartments in Oklahoma, which is known for having a multitude of Oklahoma University students. These students are often stupid as fuck and misbehave all the time, hence the name aveTARD.
Example:
Those goddamn avetards are partying all night again, don’t they know there’s school tomorrow


ok avetard
Similar to "ok boomer" but you should say this to an avetard when he says something stupid or something you just don't agree with because an avetard is never right.
Example:
Avetard: "Hey, OU is gonna win a natty this season in football"
Me (an intellectual): "ok avetard"


avetard weekend
For an avetard the weekend consists of Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. This is because an avetard never goes to class during the week and wakes up at 2 pm everyday because they were extremely baked the night before. It's always the weekend for an avetard
Example:
An avetard weekend consists of literally everyday of the week, those dudes are so lazy.


avetard door
Front door of the avetards that always happens to be unlocked. Any nigga could literally walk in at any point during the day or night and do whatever they wanted to in the house. Hell, the avetards might as well just unhinge the door and just take it out completely because it wouldn't make a fucking difference.
Example:
The avetard door is always unlocked so all the other ou tards just pull up whenver the hell they want and the avetards can't do shit about it.


avetard backyard
The backyard of the Avetards at The Ave. If you go out back, you can for sure find a shit ton of trash just sitting on the porch and bunch of dog shit in the lawn out back. The trash on the porch can consist of fast food, juul pods, and the trash bag with all the trash from inside that they just throw out back.
Example:
I entered The Ave from the Avetard backyard but that shit was impossible because there was dog shit and trash everywhere.


avetard kitchen
The BIGGEST SHITHOLE at The Ave, if you think the other places are bad, you're in for a show on this one. The kitchen is absolute mess that is just littered with all sorts of trash and doesn't even include the avetard sink and the avetard trash can, both of which that are SO MUCH MORE WORSE. The kitchen has food all over the place and don't even get me started on the perishable food. It is living hell in the avetard kitchen.
Example:
I went into the avetard kitchen to try and find some food to eat but it smelled like rotten food everywhere and then when I opened the food containers, everything was spoiled and had mold growing.


avetard fridge
The world capital of all the spoiled food in the world. Any time you open the fridge at The Ave, you are guaranteed to find spoiled or rotten food. Many times you will find spoiled milk and even a Braums sundae that has been in there for three months.
Example:
I opened the avetard fridge to get some food, but everything smelled horrible and I'm sure that nothing has been thrown out in five months.


avetard oven
This is the most used appliance in the avetard kitchen. It is mainly used to bake pizza but these avetards have no idea how to use a fucking oven. Most of the time they end up burning whatever the hell is in the oven and smoke up the whole apartment similar to when they use the dab rig.
Example:
Shit, I think I left the pizza in the avetard oven way too long, it's all smokey in the avetard kitchen and smells burnt.


avetard stairs
The stairs that take you to the second floor of The Ave. This shit is basically a fucking storage room because an avetard just throws his shit anywhere he wants and just leaves it there. There is absolutely no room to go up the fucking stairs and you might as well play hopscotch or leapfrog on the stairs because you need to be jumping all over the place to avoid all the shit on the avetard stairs to get upstairs.
Example:
One of the avetards called me upstairs but when I went to climb up the avetard stairs, there was absolutely no room for me to put my foot down so I felt like a fucking monkey trying to jump over everything to get up.


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