baboons ass
Baboon ass is an unfortunate case where your ass cheeks sweat and the wet hairs on your ass cause friction, which is a the pain felt as
baboon ass. It's most common whilst doing activity, and in the summertime, where your body will naturally sweat more. Wiping your ass too hard can also result in this terrible sickness. The term baboon ass derives from the redness found on a
baboon's ass, this same redness is a sympton along with a bloody great pain on your crack of
the sickness also.
Baboon Ass
by chicagogofan on Feb 22, 2010 22:17:07
A condition in which a mans ass ( specifically on or around the butthole ) becomes red and swollen resembling the ass of a Baboon . This unfortunate and painful condition is most often the result of exercise or manual labor on hot humid summer days and is often made worse by the salt found naturally in a man' perspiration. In addition
baboon ass can also be brought on by repeated wiping of ones butthole such as in the case of
diarhea or the
beer shits etc...
baboon ass
by fuck you on Dec 10, 2003 05:14:31
baboon ass
by Joe on Jan 11, 2004 03:49:31
When you (a male) grab the top of your scrotum near the
didick, squeezing the nuts until they are tightly displayed against the scrotum flesh. Best when displayed through
the fly of your pants, and then asking a cute girl if she has ever seen a
baboon's ass.
baboon ass
by Demarates on May 04, 2006 16:27:53
When a balding male gets
sunburn on the top of his head. The red
bald spot on the top of his head, partly covered with hair, will show an uncanny resemblance with a
baboons backside.
Baboon Ass
by Mr. Bravo on Dec 19, 2008 02:26:38
{noun). When a man gets up from a sitting or
squatting position too quickly, inadvertently having his scrotum slip between his legs. As he straightens up, they get trapped tightly underneath his ass cheeks, thus displaying swollen genitalia
turning red like that of a
baboon.
baboon ass
by aaus on Feb 12, 2008 13:46:59
Baboon Ass
by Aloicious on Sep 10, 2003 07:35:26
Condition in which one's asshole becomes inflamed or
dilated or otherwise raw, often due to poor diet (i.e., too much
red meat) or
overstimulation of general area.
Example:
After years of eating spicy
meats and high-starch foods,
Reginald found that even a slight breeze could send shockwaves across his
baboon ass.
baboon ass
by Paul on Apr 10, 2004 02:33:38
Baboon-ass pussy
by Big J. Wells on Apr 21, 2009 01:22:24