bad sex

While some would call it an oxymoron, when copulation isn't as satisfying as masturbation and feels like work, that's pretty bad.



bad sex
Bad sex is when the sex is not worth using a new condom, much less the time you just wasted taking your clothes off.
Example:
Scarface was so horrible last night, I kicked her ass out of bed and used her sock to wipe my junk. Then went to the bathroom to finish by myself. That gave a new meaning to bad sex.


bad sex
A negative description expressing appreciahation, (ill sentiment, dislike) of a person, place, or thing.
(As made popular by http://thegoodsexblog.blogspot.com)
Example:
"Ah dude I stepped in dogshit!"

"That's bad sex man."


Bad Sex
Bad Sex
Synonyms-Lousy, Horrible, Lame, MinuteMan, No good, Waste of time, Not worth it.

When he has to eat your Pussy everytime you are going to have sex just to make you cum, because he doesn't last long enough inside of you for you to get yours if he doesn't, and if he doesn't do that then he wouldn't get to be with you anymore. Because as much as you care about someone you wont stick around if you have to go,masturbate after everytime you have sex.
Example:
Me:"Wow that was really Bad Sex
"I am so unsatisfied. "
"Now I have to masturbate."
"What a waste of time."
"That was it."


Bad sex
Example:
You hear a lot of people talking about making sex good, even addictive, but you dont hear many people say if the sex isnt bad sex, I will make it bad, I will make it horrible. You won't want to fuck anything again after you fuck me. It's a lot like the way you hear a lot of people claim (brag about) they make everyone they meet laugh except you, you're the first one that didnt laugh at what they said or found them funny at all. You hardly ever hear people say I never really had a good sense of humor, it was always lacking, even as a kid I took everything seriously.


Bad sex advice
I saw a reddit post about a person confessing to give bad sex advice
Example:
Hym "And the 'Bad sex advice' was this: she instructed people to rub behind the knees, right? And I'm like 'OH SHIT! You were on a Real Sex documentary about a couole sex resort! I watched that!' It was hilarious! And what's-more IT WORKED FOR ME! I mean, that's starting to be a general theme here because it seems like EVERYTHING works for me because I'm a genius but you know what I mean. Still. Funny shit."


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