bait and switch

the term can also be used for a relationship when a girl or guy "advertises" her or himself as being something s/he's not and in the end ends up being a shoddier "product" -- a lesser person than was originally promoted. for example a guy might start out being really attentive to a girl he wants to go out with: lots of emails, text messages, dates, flowers etc... and then once the girl has committed to the guy in some way he turns off the attention and hardly ever calls, no more flowers, hard to get hold of etc...



bait and switch
When a fairly attractive woman or man introduces themeselves to a group of the opposite sex in order to get their ugly friend in the door
Example:
I thought I was money but she bait and switched me into talking to that pig


bait and switch
The process by which a girl procures a free drink from a man at a bar, and then escapes awkward conversation by pawning him off on her friend.
Example:
Tiffany pulled the old bait and switch on small awkward man by putting Jenny in the line of fire.


bait and switch
Scientology with less religion, defined by the economic advantage of conning in a customer (or oftenly 'sucker') by teasing them in with a deal or other great benefit but then as they are about to pay the deal are told that the original product is not available but that a substitute is. They then employ the people to then buy a more expensive item. The original product is never revealed to the person, it is an easy economic trick
Example:
In bait and switch, a thetan is a sucker and tom cruise is the guy on the billboard with shiny teeth


bait and switch
during the act of intercourse from the rear, the man fakes an orgasm by spitting on her back, and then letting her have it in the face once she turns around.
Example:
i gave that whore the bait and switch when i blew my muck in her grill!


bait and switch
When you are at a dive bar (TG) and nobody is dancing, you get on the juke box and play some ass slappin hooker music...Some skanks feel the vibe and go dance...next song...completely different making the dirty girls feel weird.
Example:
Juke Box- Buttons by pussy cat dolls Theresa-"Ohhhh here they come!"
Skanks- (Dancing slutty like)
Hanna- "Dibs"
Juke Box- Benny & the Jetts- Elton der
Skanks- (Scamper off the floor all hot mess like)
Theresa, Hanna, Travis- "Ha Ha, silly trix, you just got the bait and switch"


bait and switch
The dirtiest of tricks. This takes place when you're engaging in intercourse with a woman, preferably from behind. You instruct her to let you know when she's about to orgasm. As soon as she tells you that she's going to orgasm, you push her off the bed onto the floor.
Example:
You: "Tell me when you're going to cum."
Her: "Ok"...a while later "I'm going to cum"
You: Push her onto the floor. You just pulled the bait and switch...Laughter ensues.


Bait and Switch
The policy used by Bell Mobility to get more money out of their customers. They will *bait* you in with offers of really good stuff, then switch the offers around behind your back, often with the excuse of "that was just a promotion" or "you must have changed it yourself"
Example:
Bell: We'll give you this really good plan.
You: I'll take it.
*bill arrives without the really good plan*
You: DAMNIT


Bait And Switch
Someone who seems to be "God's gift from heaven" at first but as soon as anything becomes official (I.e. Marriage or signing a roommate lease) they suddenly reveal their true personalities (typically incredibly condescending and/or crazy)
Example:
He seemed so perfect until he moved in, then he turned batshit crazy. Typical bait and switch.


Bait and Switch
When a girl stops putting out after she's married. Girls will act as though they are sexually liberated and always up for it, then once the guy is locked in they turn into a frigid prude.
Example:
Guy - "my wife used to be up for all kinds of kinky shit all the time when we were dating. Then we got married and it all stopped; I haven't had a blow job in 2 years."

Friend - "looks like she pulled the old bait and switch on you bro. Bitches be doing that to get a ring on it"


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