bald spots

a drink made up of: a shot of absolut, a shot of cuervo, and a bit f o.j.



Bald spots
A BIG ASS patch of hair missing from someones head. Old people usually have these. People aren`t meant to be BALD!!!!!!
Example:
Young person: "Yo..did you see the BIG ASS BALD SPOT on that old granny?! Man that granny FUGLY!!!!"
Old person: "Would`ya pipe down sunny.. your`e enterupting my picnic"


Bald Spot Creep
A sideways walk with one's back to the wall in order to hide one's bald spot. To do the bald spot creep, one must walk from side to side with their back toucing or facing the wall, in order to hide thier embarassing bald spot.
Example:
Joeseph: Why does Mr. Green always walk sideways with his back to the wall?
Alex: He's hiding his bald spot by never turning around. He's embarased of the thing, and soesn't want to show it to his class.
Joeseph: Ah, yes. The old bald spot creep.


cobain bald spot
(n)- an area of scalp, usually the back of the head, that is extremely bald; not just hair is missing, but skin, flesh, bone, even some brain matter.

Few people have ever gone this bald without some kind of assistance, such as scabies or some mechanical device.
Example:
"JFK had a Cobain bald spot."


Bald spot
That area on the back of a mans head generally named Sterling that is lacking hair. Can be seen from over 20 feet away. Sometimes it is also shiny.
Example:
Saw a guy at the store with a bald spot, it reminded me of Sterling on a Friday night!


Hayleigh’s bald spot
Hayleigh’s bald spot is a chunk of hair missing from her head near the front of her hairline. We wish Hayleigh the best on finding a cure for her balding. You may also experience a similar situation to Hayleigh’s balding if you are either; Old, Tall, Pink, or Hayleigh.
Example:
Dumb person: “Hey! What’s that on your head?”
Not-dumb person: “Oh, that’s just my bald spot that’s almost identical to Hayleigh’s bald spot!”


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