ballroom blitz

(n) A riot in a nightclub or other performance space in which the audience physically assaults the performer(s), typically by throwing things at them.



Ballroom Blitz
1.Song by Glam rock band Sweet, it has been covered several times but most notable by punk band The Damned.

2.Cockney Rhyming Slang for tits.

see also: Blitzkrieg Bop
Example:
And the man at the back said Everyone attack
and it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a Ballroom Blitz

Ballroom Blitz.


Ballroom Blitz
When the comfortable, always present yet never recognized gap between the male knees is forced shut unwillingly (Usually caused by too many people sitting on a bench, couch, bus, etc...). This causes the vacant area for the testicles to do as they please to become occupied by the thighs. This causes the room for one's balls to become blitzed. A few warning signs which often come before a ballroom blitz are "Is someone sitting here?" or "mind if I take a seat?".
Example:
Mike: Hey Tim! How's it going? Mind if I sit by you?
Tim: No disrespect Mike, but I'm not just going to let you blitz my ballroom like that.

Football Announcer: And he's going for the ballroom blitz... And he gets the sack! (thought I'd throw in a pun)


Ballroom blitz
When a fight breaks out in a club or a reference to a song of the same name
Example:
Boy, I'm gonna worn ya it's gonna turn into a ballroom blitz.


Ballroom Blitz
Franticly rearranging one's testicles due to lack of bollock space, or 'ball room'. NOT a casual affair. Only covers emergency rearrangements.
Example:
"Why are you smelling your fingers?"
"Just had to rearrange both of my vegetables. These new undies are giving me serious grief."
"Ahhh, the old Ballroom Blitz. Well wash your hands before you eat any more popcorn chicken."


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