Baptized
by Dimitrios G on Apr 02, 2009 14:27:43
When a basketball player completely slam dunks the ball over another basket ball player. The player who got
dunked on is considered to have been "
baptized" by the
dunker.
Example:
Dan: I don't think anyone in the NBA can dunk over
Dwight Howard
Ben: Yea....except
for Kobe Bryant
Dan: Oh yea....Kobe Baptized that mother fucker
Baptized
by Nohomo69 on Jul 17, 2015 06:55:29
The task of
baptizing someone requires 3 people (atleast 2 of these people need male genitalia). The easiest place to
baptize someone is in community showers or even outside if it is raining. Person #1 stretches out his scronum making a small bowl to collect water. Person #2 dick slaps Person #1's scronum splashing the collected water onto Person #
3's face who is kneeling, thus baptizing him/her.
Example:
Carl: Hey Dave Joe wants to get baptized! I call being person #1!
Dave: Woohoo!
Carl: Look how much water is in my sack!
Dave: Can we wait 20 minutes? Im hard!
Joe: No, I want it now! And it's better if you're hard.
Dave: Alright
here goes nothing.
Carl:
Im getting hard too now hahaha!
*splash*
Joe: ahhhh!
The power of christ compels me!