baseball bat
by teh leet pwnzor on Aug 18, 2008 21:25:00
a baseball bat is a dick that starts out small in
width and then gets bigger in width when is gets closer to the end,
giving it the look of a baseball bat.
Example:
pimp: so wheres my
money hoe?
hooker: this is all i got
pimp:
thats it? im gonna slap you with my baseball bat bitch!
baseball bat
by Jonzo the Weasel on Jan 15, 2006 05:42:45
The ultimate weapon when it comes to hand-to-hand combat. It can even be thrown like a
tomohawk should your intended victim appear to be outrunning you. However, if there is a red taffic light nearby, simply smash the window of the first car, kill the guy inside it, drive up after the
primary target, and while passing,
swing the bat full-force at his head. A decapitation guaranteed
Example:
So you wanna be a
hitman for fat
Alfredo, skinny Lou? Awrighty, take out Stupid
Gianni and Smelly Joe wit dis baseball bat
Baseball Bat
by Bloodbath 87 on Mar 06, 2009 22:33:33
An object that was originally designed for use in a game called "Baseball", but is now primarily used for
bashing in
skulls.
Baseball
Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
Example:
My wife was
being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a
baseball bat. I looked where the
weapons were but couldn't find one.
Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
Baseball Bat
by Fakebash on Nov 24, 2010 15:40:43
Example:
Matt:
Whoa dude, why did you just smacked him with a bat?
Harvey: That guy is a
total douchebag, he spilled a soda in my head, and stole
my bag and hid it in a dumpster. So I smashed him with my baseball bat to get a revenge.
Baseball Bat
by Yevs on May 28, 2011 03:20:17
An obnoxious and unforgivably large erection that's impossible to hide in any pair of pants. If you want to walk with a
baseball bat, you have to use the old hand-in-pocket
trick to
hold it down.
Baseball Bat
by RRRRR on Jan 27, 2006 00:58:42
A
baseball bat is slang for a fat
blunt filled with weed
It looks like a baseball bat cuz its brown and
shaped like it
baseball bat betty
by Solo Smith on Mar 25, 2008 05:44:44
That chick you know that, despite never having sex with another person, is a complete and open slut. She dresses in an overly
exposing fashion, wears an an excessive amount of make-up in
futile attempt to look "pretty", openly admits to their own sexual fantasies and sexual acts, and can probably take a
baseball bat down to the knob.
Example:
Guy: YO did you
meet up with that chick last night?
Solo: Yeah, we
hung. Why?
Guy: Did you... you know...?
Solo: What? Oh
HEAVENS no! She's totally a baseball bat betty.
Mexican baseball bat
by ohemmeffgee on Jan 17, 2007 05:22:47
A sexual act, in which
a man's testicles are held in a
womand's mouth as she sucks on them, and the man
slaps his penis across her face until he ejaculates on her face.
Example:
Guy nummber 1:"Dude, I got Sharon to do a
mexican baseball bat last night!!"
Guy number 2:"
Oh, man,
that's tight. How'd you get her to do that?"
Guy number 1:"I hit her with a regular bat until she agreed to it."
baseball bat betty
by Solo Smith on Mar 25, 2008 05:44:42
That chick you know that, despite never having sex with another person, is a complete and open slut. She dresses in an overly
exposing fashion, wears an an excessive amount of make-up in
futile attempt to look "pretty", openly admits to their own sexual fantasies and sexual acts, and can probably take a
baseball bat down to the knob.
Example:
Guy: YO did you
meet up with that chick last night?
Solo: Yeah, we
hung. Why?
Guy: Did you... you know...?
Solo: What? Oh
HEAVENS no! She's totally a baseball bat betty.