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bastardize

To hit or hurt someone so much that they forget who their father is, thus becoming a form of a bastard (an illegitimate child); to mess someone up; to hurt or do mental damage to

bastardize

by Scott P on Jul 14, 2005 11:15:05

If someone FUBAR a task or object, it could be said they bastardized it. To fuck something up to a great extent when no one is looking only to end up leaving it alone and then walk away and act like you had nothing to do with it, nor ever want anything to do with it again.

Example:
"Who bastardized your hair?"

or

"That guy bastardized his thesis."

Bastardize

by invisibleninjas on Aug 11, 2009 19:35:49

bas-tard-ize (Verb)

1. To diminish the quality or character of;

2. To declare or name someone a bastard; illegitimize

3. To fuck something up; completely ruin it.

Example:
I usually like cover songs, but they really bastardized a classic.

Bastard

by AKACroatalin on Feb 12, 2016 17:19:35

Besides the usual usages of a child born out of wedlock and a suitable name for someone you don’t like, there are other meanings as well. At one time it was used to refer to a hybrid device or one adapted from one purpose to another; in 1517 it was used to refer to second rate Spanish Sack wines and in engineering it refers to a type of coarse-toothed file.

Example:
“Shit! What a bastard!”
“What do you mean?”
“Take your pick.”

bastardization

by Kevin Smith on Jan 02, 2004 11:46:07

1) The process of making something illegitimate
2) The process of bringing something to a form which is not as good as the one it was in before, i.e. the language glorified by urbandictionary.com

Example:
see fo' shizzle my nizzle

Bastard

by Truthtellerunc on Apr 19, 2010 09:26:15

A term used to describe someone who disregards other people in pursuit of their own self-interest. Usually includes the acts or act of lying, spreading mis-information, covering one's own ass at the expense of others, or employing other forms of bullshitting.

Example:
"The day I broke up with my girlfriend, my roomate told her she would have been better off with him instead of me. He's such a bastard.

Bastardizing

by x0racunx on Mar 23, 2010 07:28:59

To Bastardize :

To take something and

Fuck it up beyond
all recognition.

Example:
Chipmunk Remixes (A song sped up 1.5x times, which gets millions of views.)

Bastardizing.

bastardization

by deziree on Feb 25, 2007 02:32:19

when someone makes something more douche-like than it was before

Example:
'fo shizzle my nizzle' is a bastardization of 'fo sheezy my neezy' which is a bastardization of 'for sure my nigga' which is a bastardization of 'i concur with you whole-heartedly, my african-american friend'

bastarded

by niggakooch on Aug 19, 2009 09:22:08

A term used to describe a retarded bastard.

Example:
Man, Tom is so bastarded.

Bastardize

by Jai Alai on Mar 16, 2008 02:56:29

To make illegitimate or to severely degrade the quality of

Example:
Man, the way Soulja Boy bastardizes rap makes me wonder if rap's even music anymore.

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