beer queer
Example:
Random #1"Man you look fucking ripped today, wanna makeout?"
Random #2"Don't turn into a beer queer man"
Random #1"Man you look fucking ripped today, wanna makeout?"
Random #2"Don't turn into a beer queer man"
beer queer
n. a straight man who will pretend to be gay so as to solicit free drinks from an unsuspecting homosexualBeer Queer
One who gets overly emotional and overrun with feelings of love when drunk.
This person is otherwise contained and functional, but get some alcohol in them and suddenly they are all tears of happiness and thankfulness that they have "friends like you."
This person is otherwise contained and functional, but get some alcohol in them and suddenly they are all tears of happiness and thankfulness that they have "friends like you."
Example:
Beer Queer: I am -so- thankful to have you guys in my life *sob* you are -always- there for me when I need you.
I love you guys so, so, so much! *sob.
Friend: Dude. Get away from me. Stop being such a beer queer.
Beer Queer: I am -so- thankful to have you guys in my life *sob* you are -always- there for me when I need you.
I love you guys so, so, so much! *sob.
Friend: Dude. Get away from me. Stop being such a beer queer.
Beer queer
Self defined temporary bi-sexual status visited upon an otherwise totally straight guy to excuse the fact that everybody knows last weekend, after 8 pints, a pill and some unsuccessful attempts to score some ass, he went back with a gay guy to get his cock sucked.
Usually when said beer queer gets a NEW girlfriend his new found minority status will fly back into the closet so bloody fast it ends up in fucking Narnia, probably never to be seen again!
Usually when said beer queer gets a NEW girlfriend his new found minority status will fly back into the closet so bloody fast it ends up in fucking Narnia, probably never to be seen again!
Example:
Malcom's started telling everyone he's bi since he went home with John, but he was only bloody beer queer!
Malcom's started telling everyone he's bi since he went home with John, but he was only bloody beer queer!
Zero Beer Queer
Zero Beer Queer
Unlike the common two beer queer, these fabulous creatures do not need alcohol to embrace their queerness.
one beer queer
A person who cannot "hold alcohol". Simply, one who is subject to the effects of alcohol quickly, most effectively in one beer.
Note, queer does not necessarily refer to the person's sexuality.
Note, queer does not necessarily refer to the person's sexuality.
three beer queer
1. (n) A straight man willing to engage in homosexual activity after the cosumption of an insignigant amount of alcohol.
Example:
When we found Bob making out in the alley behind the bar with a guy, we knew he was a three beer queer.
When we found Bob making out in the alley behind the bar with a guy, we knew he was a three beer queer.