beetle

1. A very diverse family of insects, including lady bugs, june bugs, and many others.2. A type of car made by Volkswagen, also called a bug.



beetle
beetle is a name you give your friend who is a bitch or whore. (it can also be used to compliment someone, but more widely known as a slut)
Example:
taylor- ayo beetle

ang- why do you always call me that?
tay- because you’re a whore


beetle
(n) A variation of "The Shocker" whereby you form your forefinger and thumb to resemble the pinchers of a beetle.

"one in the crapper, one in the snapper"
Example:
"While my wife was sleeping, so I snuck up and laid the beetle on her"


beetle
when a blunt is being smoked, it burns down to the size of a beetle (thus the name) before it burns down to the size of a roach.
Example:
stoner1: hey you want to hit this beetle?
stoner2: nah its okay just let me get the roach.


Beetle
A small German-designed car that is a distant cousin to the Porsche. When VW began importing to the United States at the end of the 50's the Beetle was the ONLY true economy car on the market.
Commonly associated with the Hippies that drove them during the 1960's. The engine is an air-cooled opposed four (generating some cooling/ interior heating issues that can usually be overcome with a good aftermarket fan.)
It's simple design makes it an easy car to modify. (Many Dune Buggys, and kit cars are built on the Beetle Chassis.)
It's unique body design and chirping exaust note make the VW Beetle one of the most distinctive cars of the 20th Century.

Fun Facts: Translated from German VolksWagen literally means "People's Car." VW was actually comissioned by Adolf Hitler, causing some to refer to the car as "Hitler's Revenge."
Despite the fact that the origional Beetle has long been out of production in the USA, it is still possible to buy a brand new Beetle of the original body style in Mexico.
Has one of the longest production runs of any vehicle model EVER, possibly barring the Chevy Suburban.
The record for most miles driven on a Gas powered car is held by a Volkswagen Beetle. 1,000,000 on only two engines.
Example:
My aunt's sister has had that same blue '74 Super Beetle for as long as I can remeber. it still sounds as good as ever


The Beetle
The Beetle is a condition in which a beetle is constantly crawling on your scrotum. You are unable to kill or move the beetle, only enjoy it’s feel upon your godforsaken satchel. Every 9 months the beetle bites your sack and disappears, leaving it infected for 2 months. You are beetle and infection free for only one month per year.
Example:
“Hey Nathan, would you rather lose one arm and one leg or have The Beetle!?”

“Oh… For sure The Beetle!!!”


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