bejeweled

MSN zone game where you arrange jewels around so that you get an arrayment of three or more to get rid of them. addicting as hell.



bejeweled
A term used when expressing that someone was totally pwned, or morally defecated upon.
Example:
Halonub1: *Camping in corner with shotty*

Halonub2: *Ninja's Halonub1*

Muahahaha, get bejeweled, bk!


Bejeweled
The adjective describing objects and articles of clothing that have been scrupulously decorated with pearls, rhinestones, and other glittery objects that can ever so slightly catch the light.
Example:
Oh my gosh, did you see her bejeweled jeans? They were so snazzy!


Bejewelling
The art of encrusting the sphincter of a partner with a layer of castor sugar before engaging in fart play, in order to make the anus look like a jewel encrusted ring.
Example:
Yo brosif, i was totally bejewelling that chicks ass last night so when she farted it looked like a sea urchin!


Bejeweled Blitz
A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.
Example:
Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."


Bejeweled Slime
when a person is so much of a slut/whore they deserve an award and are looked upon as a celebrate of being the biggest whore.

Is also a game that is played by people world- wide where catching the bejeweled slime gives you 100 points.
Example:
OMG Becky... Look At That Bejeweled Slime... She Is The Biggest Slime I Have Ever Seen


bejeweled blindness
when you play bejeweled to the point where you can't see obvious moves anymore.
Example:
person a: "dude, move the blue jewel right there!"

person b: "where?"

person a: "right in front of you!"

person b: "man i can't even see any moves anymore, i got the bejeweled blindness!"


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