bermuda

Tiny island, beautiful people.Just to clarify ...1)Bermuda does not rely "almost entirely on the tourists industry" actually that has been in decline for a while and the major money comes from expat reinsurance businesses that set up there to avoid US tax stuff.2)its true some of the schools don't have the best reputations but don't be mislead. many middle class families that can afford it usually send their kids to boarding schools in the uk (a few to the us) so they are smart as!3)Bermudians are chill and tall and are usually very friendly4)Bermudians are good at cricket- they are famous for this not footy skills



Bermuda
Extremely tiny island where where people are very stuck up and nosey. The women don’t wash their pussies and the guys like it. It is buried deep within Bermuda’s culture to shame gay people. The island is very homophobic using the Bible as an excuse. Though, the main people who hate gays because of Christianity fornicate on a regular basis claiming that they will be forgiven. Not a nice place to visit.
Example:
I went to Bermuda and someone called me a “Battyboy.” This means faggot. I asked them what it meant and they said it means “friend.” It doesn’t.


Bermuda Pantry
Any room that has had the walls sprayed with runny or liquified yellow feces. Usually a bathroom.
Example:
Kevin slept over last night and he turned my guest bathroom into a total "Bermuda Pantry". Grain alcohol mixed with Taco Bell makes some ugly yellow shit!


Bermuda chub
When you pop an unexpected boner in your Bermuda swim shorts and are too far from a body of water to jump in and conceal it.
Example:
Dude, this hot chick in cutoffs and a bikini top on the Venice boardwalk totally gave me a Bermuda chub today.


Bermuda Triangle
When a girl eats a man’s ass, jerks him off, and tickles his balls all at the same time.
Example:
Karen gave Steve a Bermuda Triangle, he forgot where he was!


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