bernie

The main definition is DEAD.



bernie
Dead.
Comes from the "Weekend at Bernie's" movies where a couple of idiots drag their dead boss all over the place and convince people that he's alive.
Example:
"Oh yeah! This party is off the chain!"
"Shut up bitch. It's bernie, and I'm gonna be swayze."

"So how was Ermelinda in the sack last night?"
"Bernie, man. Like a cold, bernie fish."

"So I hear Grandpa Fred's been circling the drain lately. Did he buy the farm yet?"
"Hell yeah dogg, he's bernie. Cancer."


bernie
A word used in poker that means to hide or stash away.
Example:
Don't bernie your chips!


bernie
to take a dump at the exact same time everyday without fail. With that day's newspaper in hand.
Example:
Mike comes to work at 9am and takes a bernie at 915am.


bernie
bernie: , to dig up your dead friend and party with them all night long..

also known as corpsing or corpsey...
Example:
david:yo shit dude that party last nite was totally bernie

john: yeah pass me the shovel have to put the bernard back before the cops get here


bernie
1.To slap a person violently with little or no regard to the standing of that person or in which situation it is done.

It is called the 'bernie' after Bernie Mac, who is one bad mofo.

2. To slap very hard
Example:
The president wouldn't shut up so I bernied him.

I bernied my little brother cause he was annoying me.


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