bike pump

When two guys called Dave tape their cock ends together, lubricate, and take turns stroking the afformentioned double lengthed penises until each ejaculate in each others japs eyes.



Rusty Bike Pump
A sex position similar to a piledriver where the penetrating partner, instead of pushing down, pulls the receiving partner up by the hips while the receiving partner rests his or her shoulders on the floor. The motion resembles the motion of operating a bike pump.
Example:
Greg: You and Jillian get it on last night?
Jake: Hell yeah, I rusty bike pumped her.
Greg: Nice.


Norwegian bike pump
When a man pulls on his foreskin, creating an air tight seal around someone’s bare asshole, then harvests the fart and replants it into someone’s mouth.
Example:
I was supposed to meet Tyler for a drink but he couldn’t make it. He thought ass-to-mouth was the worst bet he’d ever lost until Dylan introduced him to the Norwegian bike pump. Now his tires are flat, his ass is raw, and his breath smells like shit.


bike pump bump
To place a bump of coke or k in a bike pump and have someone push the pump.
-dangerous and stupid activity
Example:
Wanna do a bike pump bump?


Polish Bike Pump
A sex position similar to a piledriver where the penetrating partner, instead of pushing down, pulls the receiving partner up by the hips while the receiving partner rests his or her shoulders on the floor. The motion resembles the motion of operating a bike pump.
Example:
Greg: You and Jillian get it on last night?

Jake: Hell yeah, I polish bike pumped her.

Greg: Nice.


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