Spokesperson for:Oxy-CleanOrangeGloDing King
5 in 1 LadderKaboomFoneFreeHe yells just about everything he says to give emphaisis and look like an asshat. Although you got to hand it to him, his panic-attack inducing rages make you listen to his pithy sales pitch
. In one sitting, an hour long Oxy-Clean segment, I heard Billy Say "Look at this!" over 47 times! He was poppin them out like he had tourrettes! Not to mention I heard all about the "Super Shammy
!" he includes with his gayass product.Besides Billy, the only other annoying person is the lady for the Grip n Flip commercials...
A man of amazing status. who was more commonly known for his oxyclean
commercial. he also advertized mighty putty
, some wonder rag
, and had his own show pitchmen.
Try This oxy clean!! it what made micheal jackson into what he is!! except for the deas
part... -Billy Mays
This mighty putty
is so strong that if you glue your dick to your belly youll never worry about morning wood again!
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING!!