billy mays
Spokesperson for:Oxy-CleanOrangeGlo
Ding King5 in 1 LadderKaboomFoneFreeHe yells just about everything he says to give emphaisis and look like an asshat. Although you got to hand it to him, his panic-attack inducing rages make you listen to his pithy
sales pitch. In one sitting, an hour long Oxy-Clean segment, I heard Billy Say "Look at this!" over 47 times! He was poppin them out like he had tourrettes! Not to mention I heard all about the "Super
Shammy!" he includes with his gayass product.Besides Billy, the only other annoying person is the lady for the Grip n Flip commercials...
billy mays
by Floppers16 on Jan 19, 2010 11:21:46
HI
BILLY MAYS HERE!!!
DO YOUR
COMMERCIALS SUCK???? THEN TRY OUT
MY BRAND NEW PRODUCT, ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S RIGHT. FOR 100 EASY PAYMENTS OF $99.95 YOU CAN HIRE ME TO YELL IN YOUR COMMERCIALS REALLY LOUDLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
billy mays
by my fingers hurt on Jun 28, 2009 11:27:11
billy mays
by Richard Pancreas on Dec 23, 2008 21:02:16
Example:
1) I can use
oxyclean,
orange glow, and kaboom to clean up the mess I made after I murdered billy
mays with a shamwow.
2) Dude, if Rosie O'donnell ever got pregnant, the baby would definitely be a billy mays.
billy mays
by jeantwohawks on Sep 13, 2009 12:05:13
Example:
Hey did you hear that Claude went out Billy
Mays after one of the kids in
stage crew dropped a stage prop on his head from the cat walk?!
Oh man, can you beleive Lisa
pulled a Billy Mays?! We all told her to get it checked out...
Billy Mays
by Stinky J on Jun 28, 2009 21:38:54
A man who's cultural impact was not realized until he
passed away. Possibly the only man in the world who could pump himself up about useless products that he probably didn't even use.
The first man on
Earth to ever speak IN
ALL CAPS.
R.I.P.
Billy Mays
by Zastro on Jun 16, 2009 15:54:00
A man with an
enthusiastic voice, and
a beard that nearly rivals that of Chuck Norris. He could
advertise any object and make it seem amazing, no matter how useless it is.
Example:
Guy A: Dude, check out what I bought.
Guy B: What is it?
Guy A: A
nickel!
Guy B: Huh??
Guy A: Yeah, Billy Mays sold it to me for a dime.
Guy B: ...
Billy Mays
by my hero on Jun 29, 2009 19:43:13
A man of amazing status. who was more commonly known for his
oxyclean commercial. he also advertized
mighty putty, some wonder
rag, and had his own show pitchmen.
Example:
Try This oxy clean!! it what made micheal jackson into what he is!! except for the
deas part... -Billy Mays
This
mighty putty is so strong that if you glue your dick to your belly youll never worry about morning wood again!
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING!!
Billy Mays
by ChallengerApproching on Jul 27, 2009 22:02:14
Example:
Person 1: "I thought Oxy-Clean was useless. But Billy
Mays showed me the error of my ways"
Person 2: "I know! I must've bought a gallon of
Mighty Putty, all thanks
to Billy Mays!"
Billy Mays
by jpeck83 on Dec 15, 2014 19:41:40
A sexual act in which a man inserts the tip of his penis and she starts
moaning. After she thinks she's
having fun, the man yells, "BUT WAIT THERE MORE" and fully penetrates the juicy moist female
reproductive organ.