birth control

A medication that prevents unwanted pregnancy AND also regulates menstral cycles. A lot of girls go on birth control JUST to regulate their cycles.



birth control
Screaming or crying children that kill any desire for sex for those that hear their earpiercing shrieks.
Example:
Do you hear that screaming baby? That's the sound of birth control.


birth control
1.) The most horrific thing you could ever find out that your girlfriend was on before you met her if she is your first bareback. The single handed most mentally destructive piece of information a man could ever permanantly burden himself with.

2.) The biggest cause of retroactive jealousy and primal rage known in existence.
Example:
Me : Dude my gf told me she was on birth control with her last two extremely long term bfs before I met her, now my mind is plagued with thoughts of semen gushing out of her snatch every time I get near it.

Bystander : dump that cum dumpster?


Birth Control
A method used to prevent unwanted pregnancy.

Something that most inner city women in impoverished urban areas are alergic to.
Example:
Shaquanda just got her goverment check and had a choice of either getting some birth control, or buying a new pair of shoes.

Shaquanda now has two kids with no dad in sight. So guess where her money went?


BIRTH CONTROL
1)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology that mysteriously becomes
less reliable for a woman-the wealthier a man is.
2)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology that has been available-in
at least nine different forms to women-for now about
50 YEARS.(There's only two for men:Condom.Vasectomy.)This means nine different forms BEFORE you even
touch abortion or sterilization...But "unplanned"/unwanted
kids still get here.
3)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology-available more to women
than men.Yet newsmedia continues to blame men for
irresponsible breeding.Interesting.I've never met a man
who decided when a baby would be born.
Example:
SPORTS ANCHOR:"On the day of the draft-the now rich,young QUARTERBACK
found himself served with PATERNITY SUIT papers."

CHICK TO DUDE:"It's okay.I'm on the BIRTH CONTROL pill.My
doctor says I can't get pregnant anyway.I
just want to FEEL you."

SAME CHICK TO GIRLFRIEND 90 DAYS LATER:"I don't know how it
happened.I was'nt planning on this...but I
don't believe in abortion.Sooo..."


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