bitch please
Expresses
incredulous disgust, usually in reaction to a statement that is incredible, false, or otherwise outrageous. In some cases, it can also be used to repell a minor annoyance such as a ho, a cracker, or especially a tool that won't step off from
all up in your grill.When used as an adjective, bitch please describes a quality such that one knows the subject is immature, stupid, or takes its outrageousness too seriously, and yet is somehow still viscerally cool. A good example of the feeling one might get from a bitch please situation would be bitch-slapping a motherfucker again and again at a large social gathering, and then finishing the
beat-down by fadonking him in front of his grandparents.Note: because of the origin of bitch please amongst inner-city prostitution rings, it always carries a connotation of violence. If you hear bitch please, somebody is going to get owned.
bitch please
by Devon on Mar 24, 2005 11:26:53
a phrase originally used by
pimps in
the 70's used to express disbelief and authority towards one with the
audacity to try your ass. Also said to stupid people who dare try you
Example:
He says: "I'll bust yo
monkey ass"
You say: "Huh?!
Bitch please"
Ho(e) says: "I'm sorry, but I couldn't get
no money daddy!"
Pimp slaps her and says: "Bitch please! Now go get me my money!"