blacktop

The road. The street. Street racers use this word for coolness.



blacktops
Sparks plus. 7.0% ALC/VOL instead of 6.0% or 6.6%. Obvious because of their black tops instead of the normal orange.

The greatest drink ever, crack in can.
Example:
Damn they only have that nasty Tilt crap here, let's drive down the road to 7-11 and see if they have any blacktops.


Blacktopping
Biracial intercourse between an african-american and a caucasian idividual: non gender-specific. Usually describing the afro-superior position (i.e. african-american on top).
Example:
I'm fin to do me some blacktopping this weekend...


Blacktop
1) extremely drunk or in anyway wasted
2) also synonomous with "fucked up"

can be used in a number of different contexts
Example:
1) Yooo what happend last night, i was sooo blacktopped

2) Dude, that chick is blacktop, you have a chance.


Blacktop Slurper
A Blacktop Slurper can be someone who gives a blowjob to someone either during recess or P.E. But it also can be defined as pulling off to the side of the road and having your dick sucked.
Example:
"Hey Joey guess what happened at recess yesterday?"
"No way did you get a Blacktop Slurper!"
"Hell yeah I did Joey!"
"You are a legend man"


Blacktop Breakfast
The act of performing radical and unique automobile maneuvers in a parking lot covered in snow. Referred to as blacktop breakfast because parking lots are most often covered in blacktop, and one is able to make breakfast shapes such as the donut, bagel, bacon, or cinnamon twist.
Example:
Paul decided he wanted to do a little blacktop breakfasting on the way home, so he busted out a few bagels, a donut or two and then the bacon. We were all over that damn lot.


Bumping Blacktop
To send someone home, without a ride. Mainly used when someone has been kicked out 'on their ass' from a job where they've bummed a ride with someone to reach, such as construction.
Example:
1.)Tony was bitching all morning, so I sent him bumping blacktop.
2.)If I catch Chad standing around doing nothing again, his ass is bumping blacktop all the way back to town.


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