bland
Plain and boring. Not exciting.lacking strong features or characteristics and therefore uninteresting:bland
A stereotypical blonde and tan girl. It's completely obvious that she is not naturally blond or tan due to her dark roots and and streaky legs.
Example:
A bland is most often seen toting a large designer bag, texting on her expensive cell phone, and/or sipping a drink from Starbuck's. Most blands wear short shorts and a tube top or a short sun dress that also shows off her augmented breasts.
Did you see that bland that just walked by? Her purse (if it is a purse and not a body bag) came down farther than her dress! She needs to get over herself.
A bland is most often seen toting a large designer bag, texting on her expensive cell phone, and/or sipping a drink from Starbuck's. Most blands wear short shorts and a tube top or a short sun dress that also shows off her augmented breasts.
Did you see that bland that just walked by? Her purse (if it is a purse and not a body bag) came down farther than her dress! She needs to get over herself.
Bland
Blanding
A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label.
Example:
"This street used to be full of interesting shops but now it's only Burger Kings and Walmarts."
"Yeah fuck blanding"
"This street used to be full of interesting shops but now it's only Burger Kings and Walmarts."
"Yeah fuck blanding"
Bland
You sir .. bit bland ?
Family of clones (fuck that day you were all trying! to intimidate me.. all look the same.. trouble telling you apart from my painting spot … ) you must of wondered why I didn’t look intimidated and proceeded to get more and more angry ?
Depression leaves a dank taste .. to call on if needed …
One day I may rid myself totally .. but I digress ….
Point being … you wanted my attention or ;) someone wanted to bring your sordid list for bumping into people (sure it’s both tbh..)
Me be you …
Me … depression (low) .. feel spirit .. highest high … spectrum vast
You … clone .. vanilla .. bland as fuck
That’s why you’re now obsessed, not just her … I can sign shit for you? Wanna buy a painting? Nope I don’t suck dicks …
Never have ?
You sir ? ….
The more you appear in my life in any was shape or form (like this morning) the more I will write … just for you
Be flattered … now worthy …
And then who knows … one day I may write sweet odes to the one I love … maybes …
Doubt it ;)
Family of clones (fuck that day you were all trying! to intimidate me.. all look the same.. trouble telling you apart from my painting spot … ) you must of wondered why I didn’t look intimidated and proceeded to get more and more angry ?
Depression leaves a dank taste .. to call on if needed …
One day I may rid myself totally .. but I digress ….
Point being … you wanted my attention or ;) someone wanted to bring your sordid list for bumping into people (sure it’s both tbh..)
Me be you …
Me … depression (low) .. feel spirit .. highest high … spectrum vast
You … clone .. vanilla .. bland as fuck
That’s why you’re now obsessed, not just her … I can sign shit for you? Wanna buy a painting? Nope I don’t suck dicks …
Never have ?
You sir ? ….
The more you appear in my life in any was shape or form (like this morning) the more I will write … just for you
Be flattered … now worthy …
And then who knows … one day I may write sweet odes to the one I love … maybes …
Doubt it ;)
Bland
Example:
Gerry : Amanda has been taking the most bland pictures in photography class lately
Jesse : Yeah dude, like that picture of just grass, she is such a bland person
Gerry : Amanda has been taking the most bland pictures in photography class lately
Jesse : Yeah dude, like that picture of just grass, she is such a bland person
blanded
A means of killing someone or putting them in a depressed mood by telling them something very bland or boring.
Example:
Michelle blanded me to death when she told me that she's buying a Mercury Sable.
I was blanded out of my mind at the party when I started talking to Ismael about politics.
Michelle blanded me to death when she told me that she's buying a Mercury Sable.
I was blanded out of my mind at the party when I started talking to Ismael about politics.
Bland
Example:
Jim's such a bland, he doesn't get upset when you say something to him with his thin skin and all.
Jim's such a bland, he doesn't get upset when you say something to him with his thin skin and all.