blending

adj. to change ones personality in able to further ones career, to brown nose, to suck up to management, to not use the word mofo in work emails. see also Blender



blended
to be high and drunk at the same time...feeling both of the effects combined perfectly.
Example:
Girl: Im so drunk
Boy: Im so high!
You: Im better then both of you....im blended


Will It Blend?
A internet phenomenon created by Blendtec founder Tom Dickson to show his company's blender is the world's most powerful blender. He created short videos of his blender liquefying Plungers, Light Bulbs, Rake Handles, Toy Dolls, Cell Phones and even an Ipod and posted them on YouTube. Via free word of mouth and internet blogging Dickson created a huge interest in his product for virtually nothing compared to using paid advertising on television.
Example:
"Will It Blend? That is the question!"
"Don't Breathe This!"


Will it blend?
To ask "Will it blend?" is to question whether something is feasible, practical, or realistic.

This interrogative relative to "passing muster" is based in the internet phenomenon created by Blendtec founder Tom Dickson, as previously defined.
Example:
Adam: I have a theory that the universe is actually contained in a wormhole on the back of a turtle.

Bob: But will it blend? No -- it won't, because you can't test that! It's not even a theory if you can't test it!


The Blend
Created At Wasted State. Somebody who is down bad, extremely drunk and making poor decisions that will be regretted in the morning.

Synonyms: The Mix, The Blender, NutriBullet, Smoothie.
Example:
“I’m about to hop in The Blend”

Connor: yoooo Ben did you see Joey and Jack just chug that bottle of Pink Whitney?!

Ben: Ya bro he’s about to be in The Blend forsure!


Blend
1. To try and tag along where you are not wanted

2. To try and get in on an in-joke which doesn't involve you
Example:
1. All the girls sat on the table, then Alan came and sat with them. What a blend!

2. Alan laughed when we mentioned this time at the pub when he wasn't there. Blend!


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