blow up doll

a life size thin plastic doll filled with air used for male sexual conquests. Specifically in things an average female would find offensive.



blow up doll
the cheap substitute for a date, usually considered better in bed because they lie perfectly still and never get their partner and them selves caught by moaning loudly.*note biting the blow up doll on the shoulder during sex is not advised due to the chances that u will pop ur "partner"*
Example:
Instead of dating real girls Jason took to sleeping with blow up dolls.


Blow Up Doll
A plastic air filled doll for someone to have sexual intercourse/anal sex with or receive a blowjob from.
Example:
Chad : Oh Kiersten you don't know how much I would love to smell your hair, caress your breast's, stick your mouth around my dick and pound your pussy once again!
Kiersten : Why don't you just get a Blow Up Doll and leave me alone!
Chad : I would but the wifey don't want the extra company in our bed!
Kiersten : You are fucked in the head get some help!
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Blow Up Doll her name is Judy!
Chad : And you think I'm fucked in the head?
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry you and Steve are fucked in the head!


Walton Blow Up Doll
The act of inserting an air compressor nozzle into a goat's asshole, and using the now inflated goat as a sexual toy.
Example:
"Did you hear Randy's renting out his air compressor? Only condition is that you have to wash it off before returning it."

"Yeah, turns out the Walton Blow Up Doll is a popular thing here in Walton."


Arabian Blow Up Doll
A sex doll that resembles a female of arabian origin and does not need to be pumped up because it blows itself up for you. OMFG
Example:
Lonley guy: im going to kill myself b/c i can't get laid and it's too hard to blow uyp these sex dolls!!!
Cool guy: Why dont you us an Arabian Blow Up Doll b/c it takes all the work out of it!!!
Lonley guy: ok now i won't have to kill myself.
Cool guy: well let's not rule anything out...


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