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bluffering

When waiting for something to finish on the computer but it does not report its progress correctly

bluffered

by 4eversproutie503 on Sep 25, 2011 04:54:38

Flabbergasted, being confused of one's statement

Example:
Halley: When I found out who A was on Pretty Little Liars, I was just bluffered.

Bunk 7: I know!!!

Bluffering

by cabbagepants on Nov 18, 2007 03:54:39

When a streaming internet video (i.e. p0rn) just refuses to finish buffering so you can actually watch it.

Example:
"Did you watch that video i sent you?" "I would but the stupid thing won't stop bluffering."

bluffer

by Steven on Jan 09, 2005 23:25:00

one who pretends not to have a significant other while playing the field and promising their "new" conquest(s) the false hope of monogamy and/or love

Example:
That shallow bastard Kyle. He has so many babes on the hook now and he's trying to bluff Janet into a relationship that she thinks is gonna last. Christ women are stupid!

bluffer

by toohot2trotpair on Jul 26, 2009 23:33:52

A dude whose penis looks huge when it is flaccid but does not get very large once it is erect

Example:
Susie: So how was your date with Kyle? I heard he has a huge dick.

Amy: When he first dropped his pants, I thought "OMG!!" But it doesn't get any bigger once it gets hard -- he's just a bluffer

bluffer

by The Great Jamoah on Apr 15, 2004 00:16:19

1. A derivative of "buffler" as opposed to someone that runs from a fight, a bluffer is someone that runs from a bong

Example:
"Looks like his eyes are closed, he must be bluffing.."

"Don't bluff, be tough"

Bluffer Mcbluffenton

by Profiteerpete on Mar 07, 2023 08:38:22

A characteristic of a poker player who is a cheeky bluffer, and everyone at the table can see through his little antics. This player is typically coined this term and is ridiculed throughout the entire game with no mercy.

Example:
The bluffer mcbluffenton couldn’t hide from the wraith of the profiteer, and was then forced by his superiors to be the big blind for the rest of the game.

Bi-Bluffer

by Mattew P. Slughter on Jul 18, 2009 06:32:07

A girl who pretends to be bisexual to gain attention. She has never done more than kiss a girl, but tells everyone she is bisexual for the shock value.

Example:
Andy: "didn't you say she was bisexual?"

Matt: "She said she was, even told me some dirty stories! Then I found out she only kissed a girl one time, that broad is a Bi-Bluffer!"

muff bluffer

by kermit999 on Dec 16, 2009 01:38:50

when a woman is a bit of a prick teaser

Example:
muff bluffer is another name for a woman that's a bit of a prick teaser!

status bluffer

by SLeepdepD on Jan 29, 2010 01:44:18

Someone who says they're going to post a contentious status update to a social media site, but then doesn't.

Example:
John: "I should post 'John thinks Debbie is a skanky whore' for what she did."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer."

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