bocks

A name used to describe a cheat.Cant be relied apon.Often preceded by "justin"



Bock Bock
Hello in HP, usually used to prefix coffee, lunch or beer. Generally HP chickens are feed a lot of steroid based corn and staff become docile and unproductive.
Example:
Bock Bock coffee?
Bock Bock lunch?
Bock Bock beer?
Bock Bock lets stay at lunch longer!
Bock Bock how can I get out of this?
Bock Bock I think my boss is sleeping with the staff...


bock
A very strong lager beer traditionally brewed in winter to celebrate the coming spring. Full-bodied, malty, well-hopped. Darker, sweeter, and heavier than typical beers, made for six weeks in the spring from the residue left in the vats before they are cleaned. Double Bock is an even stronger version.
Example:
It only takes a few bottles of Sam Adams Double Bock to make me talk funny and fall down.


Bocked
That feeling you get even when you are sober at 3:00 am. You are just feeling delerious and everything seems to be funny or confusing. One can also feel bocked after completing a tedious act or having a tiring day.
Example:
I played Minecraft for so long everything is just hilarious to me, I am feeling bocked.


Bocking
The art of using spring-loaded stilts to jump and run with animal agility. It is possible to achieve six feet of height or twenty-five miles per hour on flat ground. The sport is named after Alexander Boeck, the German inventor who came up with them.

Bocking is an acrobatic sport, mostly involving midair tricks, but it's really what you make of it. It's plenty fun enough to go out for a stroll, or go for a run and feel the wind in your hair, although running long distances requires extreme endurance. Daily bocking can likewise bring one's endurance to a completely new level.
As the sport stands as this is being written, bocking is more of an extreme sport than a method of transportation, although this fact may change as newer, lighter models with better springs come out.
Note: backflips and similar stunts are not made easier on bocks, contrary to common belief. They require less physical agility because of the spring action, but achieving the flipping motion is very difficult.
Example:
I was out bocking the other day, and I finally managed to do a 360 split kick!

Bocking this Halloween will be a riot.


Bocking
buying a pint of super bock (a portuguese larger) with no intention to drink it and then Bock/whack (pouring) it over your head. Often more satisfying in groups of seven or more.
Example:
go into a bar in portugal, buy a pint of super bock for around three euro, pay the barman and then continue to Bock the bock larger over your head. This art form is called Bocking.


bock bock
The noise produced when a male is fucking a female with large thighs and/or buttox. A combination of a clap and a slap but a deeper sound, BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK
Example:
Dude that chick was stacked. - Jeff
Ah, shit did you bock bock that shit? - Eric
Yah man we did the bock bock all night in my dorm, it was so loud my roommate thought there was someone pounding on the door- Jeff


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