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body armor

Pads inserted into a woman's bra to make her breasts appear larger.See also wonderbra, wondermeter.

Body Armor

by Health nut 🥜 on Jul 09, 2020 09:34:18

Body Armor is a healthy drink made for high performance: it’s uses ranging from extreme athletes to many people with daily jobs. It far surpasses Gatorade and Powerade as a healthy replenishment of necessary vitamins, sugars, and nutrients. It includes ingredients such as coconut water, electrolytes, and at least for different B-Vitamins.

Careful though, if you drink to much when you don’t need replenishment, it’s the same as Gatorade, and will give throat ache and heartburn (acid reflux)

Example:
Liam: Man, I feel like I’ll die after running that mile in 100 degrees Fahrenheit

Olivia: Here, I brought us each a Body Armor drink, that’ll fix you in five minutes!

baby body armor

by fatassblackboy on Oct 11, 2006 01:56:27

The act of duct taping life-like baby dolls to your body to serve as armor.

Note: Works best with female midget baby dolls as there are smaller "holes" in the armor.

Example:
Joe: I have to go back for a second tour in Iraq. I hope the government has given us a fresh supply of baby body armor.

Subdermal body armor

by The Original Agahnim on Dec 11, 2021 14:24:32

Armor underneath somebody's skin.

Example:
Liquid just got his/her subdermal body armor installed by the government.

Insta-Kill Body Armor®

by Dr. Awsum on Apr 10, 2021 01:34:06

You ever wish you could protect yourself from others, AND rid yourself of them in the process? Well then, Insta-Kill Body Armor® is for you! Featuring a wide variety of uses, Insta-Kill Body Armor® can be used in close clashes, ranged opposition, and is even useful at the dinner table! Insta-Kill Body Armor® also features many different models, including cushioned, round, and even models made of pure fire!

Example:
"Ugh, I really wish this person would leave me alone!"
"You ever hear of Insta-Kill Body Armor®?"

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