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A person who thinks they are better and smarter then everyone, loves putting people down, an all around ass.



John Bonham
1. n. Perhaps the greatest rock-and-roll drummer who ever lived.

2. v. To get intoxicated to the point where one vomits in one's sleep.
Example:
1. John Bonham was better on drums than Jimi Hendrix was on guitar.

2. Dude, Barron got so hammered last night he pulled a John Bonham after he passed out. I had to turn his head to the side so he wouldn't suffocate.


John Bonham
The greatest rock drummer ever. He was the drummer for Led Zeppelin, he was influinced by Buddy Rich(one of the greatest jazz drummers).Used a ludwig set up with a BIG band bass drum, one mounted tom, two floor toms, and a steel snare. His cymbals were all Zildjan, even his awsome gong. Also in some concerts he had two mounted Konga drums. He created a all knew way of playing drums with awsome tripplet based solos that would go on for 20 minnets.He had a crazy fast right foot, wrote some amazing songs like Mobey Dick, and When the Leve Breaks. He has inspired many to play drums(including me). He died from alcohol poisining.

R.I.P. John Henry Bonham
Example:
Wanna be drummer: Dude Stewert Copland is the greatest drumer ever!

Someone who knows what their talking about: Your dumb, John Bonham rocks harder with his pinky that Copland.


John Bonham
The drummer for Led Zeppelin. He was the greatest drummer in rock music and he is still better than such wannabe pretenders as Neil Peart (who is massively overrated) and Travis Barker (who should never be allowed to play music, ever). Bonham almost single-handedly (although with help from Carmine Appice) created the stereotype of the loud rock drummer, played brutal, pounding beats and amazing triplet-based fills with a lightning right foot.

He is missed.
Example:
John Bonham was the genius behind "When the Levee Breaks," "Achilles Last Stand," and "Moby Dick" (the real, live kind, not the patched-together crap on Led Zeppelin II).


Ella Bonham
Ella Bonham (beepbeepreddieisreal on TikTok) has a following of over 1000 on TikTok. She is known for her carelessness when it comes to expressing herself. She has recently started a YouTube channel that has a total of 1 video uploaded. This is all a joke she’s trash.
Example:
Person 1: “Hey have you ever heard of that Ella Bonham kid?”

Person 2: “Oh yeah! I saw her on my for you page.”


Helena Bonham Carter
A beyond beautiful British actress who has starred in many movies including: Les Miserables, Fight Club, Sweeney Todd and even Harry Potter!! She has a nickname as the 'Corset Queen' or the 'English Rose'. She was previously in a relationship with famous Tim Burton and has had 2 children with him! She is currently featuring on The Crown season 3 on Netflix and portrays the role as Princess Margaret!
Example:
Who is that beautiful woman on TV?

That’s Helena Bonham Carter


John Bonham Special
A meal, usually eaten at breakfast time, consisting of a quadruple vodka (four quadruple vodkas for the brave) and a ham sandwich. This was John Bonham's (led zeppelin drummer) last meal, hence the title. It can also be a verb as in "he John Bonham Specialed that ass, and now he's pukin'"
Example:
"I wanted to get hammered one morning so I had the John Bonham Special"

"I dared him to get a John Bonham special and he did"


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