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bonk

by Comedy Dave on Jun 06, 2004 00:01:25

Expression used by cyclists to describe excercise induced low blood sugar levels; being a feeling of light-headedness and weakness in all limbs. Similar to 'The Wall' in running. Has fallen out of usage in recent years due to alternative meanings.

Example:
I am feeling a bit light-headed, if I don't have a banana, I think I'm going to bonk.
I've got the bonk.
I bonked really badly and had to get a lift home.

bonk

by Timic83 on Jun 12, 2008 09:44:09

The sound that "The Scout" character makes when hitting enemies with his aluminium baseball bat in the video game Team Fortress 2.

Example:
Who want's some a' this! BONK!

bonk

by wordson on Dec 19, 2007 09:00:08

whack; lame; obserd; un-cool

Example:
"Shit son, that's bonk."

bonk

by jadowo on Aug 04, 2019 07:56:24

a really long shit, the act of being on the toilet for an extremely long time

Example:
I'm going to go take a bonk.

bonk

by Little j (of Flylife) on Aug 23, 2002 05:24:33

1)referance the act of sexual intercourse
2)to bump into or hit
3)old video game, featuring bald prehistoric boy, that killed enemies by head butting

Example:
1)I'm horny wanna bonk?
2)Can you go bonk the tv the reception is poor
3)Turbografix sucked except for Bonk

bonk

by haha funni internet man on Sep 01, 2022 17:43:12

the action performed when someone must go to horny jail

Example:
Person 1: UwU hewwo *notices bulge* OwO what this? Person 2: *bonk* go to horny jail

bonk

by Patrik Lundin on Oct 06, 2004 08:47:29

1. Have sexual intercourse with.
2. To hit, particularly hitting a person on the head.
3. During the hayday of MUDs (Multi-User Dungeon games, text-only roleplay like adventure games played mostly over the net) a commonly said or done action as a sign of mild disapproval or for no particular reason. Polite convention require(d/s) the bonked individual respond by saying oif. Some believe not doing so will upset the bonk/oif balance in the universe, with great consequences. Not saying "oif" is somewhat akin to a ( without a ) or unmatched quotation mark. The practice is still somewhat alive on IRC and (to an even lesser degree) other means of net chat. It has, however, to a large degree been replaced by the fish slap.

Example:
I totally bonked her yesterday dude.
Shut up or I'll bonk you're head.
y bonks x. x says "oif!"

bonk

by lola24 on Apr 08, 2010 11:13:59

A very old outdated term for sex. It was once considered cool to say bonk in 1996 but if you use the term today you will sound like a douche bag.

Example:
"I want to bonk that girl with the scrunchy on," said the loser with a boner.

bonk

by Hershcle on Feb 22, 2008 11:36:41

To strike someone with a foreign, hard plastic object. A bonk will usally result in a loud "crack" if performed corectly. A well place hit on the elbow, head (skull), knee, or spine will result in a red inflammed welt which will be sensitive to the touch for hours.

Example:
"Yesterday Jeff bonked Bert in the side on the head with his nalgene in the hall"

"If you you don't shut your fucking mouth im going bonk you with this broken "bop it" i got a garage sale last week!!

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