boulder

The only city in the whole USA, where you'll find tailgaters grilling tofu and veggie meat instead of ribs, burgers, hotdogs, steak, etc



boulder
1.) Big Jugs
2.) Oddball town in Colorado
Example:
We went into Boulder and were greeted by some ultra-modern hippies driving Subarus and wearing Birkenstocks, and what was really weird was they had bongos.


boulder
A city north west of Denver. Known to many who come there and want to be cool as the bubble. It is a very active town, many athletes come there to train for the high elevation and hip trendy happenings. Many athletes will also come there because they are bike racers that arent any good but think by moving to boulder they will be good, and at least be able to name drop. Home to many past and present professional cyclist: Scott Moninger, Chris Baldwin, Tyler Hamilton, Chris Wherry (born there now a resident of Durango CO) Chuck Coyle, Go Go. Andrew the terminator Bajadali and many more. Several current or former pros have also lived there such as Dan Schmatz, Alex candelario and Jeff corbett. Many australian athletes come there and steal our women because they talk funny. Reports are coming in recently that former northeaster Hardware NJ state cat 5 champ (reigning and current) Pete Lopinto resides there as well.
Example:
this one time, i was riding along in the bubble with Henk, moninger, baldwin and a bunch of other pros and we saw Rory Sutherland riding too, it was so cool, boulder is cool, i am so cool, i put out 45 more watts just living here. someday ill make over 15k

Masters race 1: I might leave my family an set up shop in boulder
Masters racer 2: Why would you do that?
Masters racer 1: i just really think i could get a ride on AEG Toshiba and win masters nationals. Bostick has been coaching me he says the elevation and the quality of riding partners will make me better.


boulder
this town just north west of Denver in CO. the town has CU and two high schools Boulder High and Fairview High. CU and Boulder High are the places to find cool peeps and a shit load of pot, Fairview is the only place town to find 14 year old kids who are on crack
Example:
Boulder Kid: dude you want a hit of this shit (cough cough) he he he
Fairview Kid: oh fuck gota get my fix gota get my fix. . . oh its cold. . . FUCK I'm burning up
CU dude: hay man you just gota chill and take life as it comes man, yah. . . dude can i have a hit
Boulder Kid: yah man, peace. . . peace


boulder
v. to scale a relatively low section of exposed rock or a boulder, putting forth a short, concentrated effort towards reaching the top of that rock.
Example:
climber: hey man, wanna go lead some sick shit?
boulderer: no man, i'd rather boulder.


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