bum nuts
small poos that really hurt and you have to force them. never pleasant. they also make inordinately large splashes.
Example:
two guys in toilets:
'oi blud that sounds like your dropping a monster'
'nah mate, its just bum nuts'
two guys in toilets:
'oi blud that sounds like your dropping a monster'
'nah mate, its just bum nuts'
bum nuts
1) shit stuck to your arse hairs.
also called. cling-ons, tag knots, clinkers, dangle berries, arse spiders, winnits etc.
2) an insult commonly used towards those who cant do their job properly.
also called. cling-ons, tag knots, clinkers, dangle berries, arse spiders, winnits etc.
2) an insult commonly used towards those who cant do their job properly.
Example:
1) colin: bugger me my arse is itchin'
dave: ur bum nuts playin up again?
colin: yeah, i'll pick 'em out wi' chippin hammer!
2) oi bum nuts u fucked it up again u usless twat!
1) colin: bugger me my arse is itchin'
dave: ur bum nuts playin up again?
colin: yeah, i'll pick 'em out wi' chippin hammer!
2) oi bum nuts u fucked it up again u usless twat!
Bum nuts
Example:
Mark- "Oi Dave, why are you walkin like that?"
Dave- "Sorry mate, i've got bum nuts!"
Mark- "Wipe yer bloody arse then!!!"
Mark- "Oi Dave, why are you walkin like that?"
Dave- "Sorry mate, i've got bum nuts!"
Mark- "Wipe yer bloody arse then!!!"
Bum Nuts
What your dog leaves on the patio. Normally firm, well formed stools that bear an uncanny resemblance to walnuts, or pieces of chopped sausage.
Example:
"That dog has dropped a pile of bum nuts on the carpet again!"
"Gross! I stepped on a bum nut!"
"That dog has dropped a pile of bum nuts on the carpet again!"
"Gross! I stepped on a bum nut!"
Dirty Bum Nuts
An alcohlic beveridge, typically drank warm, mixed to these specifications;
In a styrafoam cup mix:
Two shots of the cheapest whiskey,
" " vodka,
" " rum,
a shot of kahlua,
two olives (color not important),
two old packets of half and half
and a dash of pepper. Enjoy!
For those D.B.N. fans out there try;
salting the rim of your cup for a Sweaty D.B.N.
and adding a couple of taco bell sauces will give you
a hot D.B.N.
Mix and match... Try and find one you like!
In a styrafoam cup mix:
Two shots of the cheapest whiskey,
" " vodka,
" " rum,
a shot of kahlua,
two olives (color not important),
two old packets of half and half
and a dash of pepper. Enjoy!
For those D.B.N. fans out there try;
salting the rim of your cup for a Sweaty D.B.N.
and adding a couple of taco bell sauces will give you
a hot D.B.N.
Mix and match... Try and find one you like!
Example:
Chris: Damn, Jay. I wanna get wasted, but all I have till payday is tree fitty.
Jay: Well your in luck, Chris! Have you ever tried a Hot-n-Sweaty Dirty Bum Nuts?!?!
Chris: Damn, Jay. I wanna get wasted, but all I have till payday is tree fitty.
Jay: Well your in luck, Chris! Have you ever tried a Hot-n-Sweaty Dirty Bum Nuts?!?!
busier than stink on a bum's nut sack
Example:
Mohr: Hey Chris, do you want to grab some smoked meat at Schwartz's?
Walken: Let me tell you pal, you'll never get a table in there tonight. That place is busier than stink on a bum's nut sack!
Mohr: Hey Chris, do you want to grab some smoked meat at Schwartz's?
Walken: Let me tell you pal, you'll never get a table in there tonight. That place is busier than stink on a bum's nut sack!