businessman
A guy who thinks he's cool, because he bought some junk for a few coins less than the normal price. In fact, he is a greedy loser.
Example:
-hey, I heard Bavo bought a Playstation 2 for $50 in case of $49.99!
-Wow! He's a real businessman!
-hey, I heard Bavo bought a Playstation 2 for $50 in case of $49.99!
-Wow! He's a real businessman!
businessman
A man or women who has the ability to con employees to continue to work for them under apauling conditions to continue developing the same business under different names for them so that they can con customers into purchasing a product or service that never delivers what it intended too whilst inventing new ways of creating takeovers so that they can justify not paying commissions to their agents or sales people.
Example:
Majority of Internet Driven Businesses offering a product or service that sounds too good to be true.
Majority of Internet Driven Businesses offering a product or service that sounds too good to be true.
Businessman
N - A con who is very successful in cheating people's money, even a little Child. A successful businessman could make their retarded dumb ass victim come back willingly and let them cheat their money again and again.
legitimate businessman
A euphemism for a mobster, usually of the Italian mafia. It usually is used for someone that holds a decent rank (i.e. someone with underlings). While there might have once been a time when it was used in seriousness, it's now almost always used sarcastically.
Example:
The Sicilian store owner on my block is a very legitimate businessman. He can get what you're looking for.
The Sicilian store owner on my block is a very legitimate businessman. He can get what you're looking for.
businessman's trip
really really intense drug (its real name is DMT or dimethyltryptamine) which is chemically related to shrooms and structurally related to LSD, but so much more intense. It is also found in peoples brains in really small amounts.
businessman's trip
Another name for the drug DMT (dimethyltryptamine), an extreme psychedelic tryptamine. It is a crystalline solid at room temperature and can be smoked, injected or taken orally with an MAOI. It gives you an extreme high but only lasts for about an hour, hence the nickname.
Professor Alan Watts described the effects of DMT as "Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire."
Professor Alan Watts described the effects of DMT as "Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire."
Example:
"I had some businessman's trip earlier today."
"Yeah? Why aren't you still rolling?"
"It only lasts an hour dude."
"I had some businessman's trip earlier today."
"Yeah? Why aren't you still rolling?"
"It only lasts an hour dude."
theoretical businessman
A person who is more concerned with his product or passion to worry about how to make money. First coined by Stephen Colbert to describe Brian Greene, a theoretical physicist, and his organization, World Science U.
Example:
Stephen: "Does this cost anything?"
Brian: "No it's free."
Stephen: "How does the university make its money? Off the football team?"
Brian: "That's a good question. I don't know, I don't think about those things. I just want to get good material out there to the world."
Stephen: "You're a theoretical physicist and a theoretical businessman!"
Stephen: "Does this cost anything?"
Brian: "No it's free."
Stephen: "How does the university make its money? Off the football team?"
Brian: "That's a good question. I don't know, I don't think about those things. I just want to get good material out there to the world."
Stephen: "You're a theoretical physicist and a theoretical businessman!"
Businessman Shin
When the hair on your shins stops growing between your ankle and halfway up your shin from excessive work sock wearing.