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calf

A non mainstream way of saying lol. Can't Abstain From Laughing.

Calfe

by YouKnowWhoIAmDontEvenTryToDeny on Jun 10, 2009 14:05:19

Verb. To fail in every way possible.

If one fails in something that it should not be possible to fail in, they have calfed.

A person that often bails out frequently.

Example:
Is Alex coming?
No. He totally calfed.

Calfed

by Sr.Ridiculously winning on Jun 16, 2020 10:25:09

When you fuck a girl so hard that when she goes to walk her legs give out like a baby calf

Example:
I calfed that girl so hard last night she fell down when she go up to walk to the bathroom.

Calf

by pokerXface19 on Feb 27, 2010 09:01:51

The fleshy muscular back part of the human leg between the knee and ankle.

Example:
Damn, look at how sexy those tub socks fit around Debbie's calfs!

calfing

by GIjones on Jul 04, 2016 02:32:34

genetically modifying animals at a young age

Example:
why is calfing a thing?it is horrific!

calfed

by Danny Nugent on May 19, 2007 03:01:09

the act of a newborn on ice, a fetal calf, symptoms consist of efensike eyes, and being in the state of euphoria known as the munchies

Example:
Bob Marley is a prime example of being calfed.

Ian was so calfed last night, he left a trail of crumbs that eventually led to his spot he passed out.

Scoob is a baby calf.

Dude I'm so calfed right now, I say we order the 5-5-5 deal from Domino's.

CALF

by godchilla on Sep 22, 2010 16:16:55

Cunt and ass I'd like to fuck
C A L F

Example:
Polly saw a woman and said to herself "damn what a calf"

Calffuls

by Chelsey G on May 28, 2008 06:46:09

1) A crease in the middle of the calfs caused by pre-wrap straps for shin splints.
2) Muscular calfs with a defined muscle.

It comes from the term kancles where the calf hangs over the foot. In this occurrence the calf is on the calf generally not referring to the obese but to runners.

Example:
1) When I do track I develop shin splints and to help support then I put on pre-wrap straps on my calfs to hold the tendon in place. The tight straps cause a crease in my calfs and then I get calffuls.

Sentence: Look, that hurdler has calffuls.

2) When I do track we run a lot and our calfs get stronger and defined. This then causes us to get muscular calfs resulting in calffuls

Sentence: Did you see that runner's calffuls?

Calfing

by TeamMP on Feb 12, 2011 13:32:52

To utilze the leg as method of sexual stimulation by inserting the limb calf deep into either the anus or vagina of a willing or unwilling recipient.

Example:
Steve was caught calfing Jenny in the bathroom at Denny's last weekend! Shit was up to his knee!

Quiet Calf

by cheesy454 on Jul 26, 2021 04:44:16

Someone who is bad at Fifa.

Example:
He was Bayern and I beat him 5-1 with Celtic; he is such a Quiet Calf!

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