canned
by Spirit Bear on Oct 29, 2004 03:22:35
Call center jargon. Short for "
shit canned." It can be used to mean getting fired, but it is usually implied that you were canned for a stupid reason, usually called a bullshit reason. Call centers are notorious for making up lame excuses for firing employees in order to improve their financial
forcast.
canned
by Light Joker on Apr 01, 2007 09:13:13
canned
by So and So from.. you know on Aug 03, 2006 17:53:27
1. Usually meaning to "get
fired" i.e lose your job.
2. Can also mean when a show
goes off the air.
**Possibly derived from the word "
cancelled".**
Example:
ex. Did you hear about Bobby? He got canned yesterday, I hear he's
hitting up unemployment today.
ex. Oh no, I thought for sure wawa-we would
get canned after the
stampede.
canned
by Pat McGoohan on Mar 02, 2004 06:40:48
canned
by aCynicalPie on Jan 22, 2005 05:06:57
1) Usually means to get
fired.
2) Depending on
context, can also be an adjective that means
roughly predefined.
Example:
1) My faggot boss
canned me for reading
TribalWar too much at work.
2)
Canned chat items
in a video game. Usually performed by entering a short combination of letters or numbers. Many times accompanied by a short voice clip.
canned
by Polka-dotted-cow on Apr 27, 2008 13:24:56
canned
by Dannie Straw & Derrec Patrick on Feb 05, 2009 09:57:20
canned
by jei1118 on Apr 02, 2010 06:45:19
adj.
1.
Flat-out terrible, undescribably, obnoxiously annoying, stupid, dumb, and unbelievably deficient in a specific area of life.
2. Unable to be a normal-civilized human being, inhumanely
retarted, and containing a
scent of poop.
can-can
by Keefer St. Aubin on Nov 01, 2007 10:44:05
Lying nude
on your back and
lifting your
two legs and spreading them as wide as you can, so you are showing your balls and your asshole to surprise people walking by.