captained

to add Captain Morgan to something



Captain
a word used by 9-gaggers to ask something they don't understand clearly
this so called "Captain" also has to fly away in the end of his/her post
Example:
op: *posts a gif from a movie*
9-gagger: from which movie is that gif?
another 9-gagger: Captain here! the gif is from the movie "Interstellar" *Flies away*


The Captain
Insertion of the pointer finger in the anus, inducing climax. Can only be practiced on males.
Example:
A little known fact, due to his debilitation from polio, FDR could only achieve climax through use of the Captain. (too soon?)


The Captain
A ponderous rogue that infuses the masses with the will to drink. Many compare him Captain Hook, but the latter could never live up to these alcoholic expectations.
Example:
"Matt, did you get your captain on?"
"Ughh... "(a groan because he woke up in his own vomit)


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