car alarm

A device which insecure people waste money on because they are afraid their sacred, shiny cars will be stolen. Since about 99.9% of car alarms are false alarms, however, the owners eventually forget why they got the alarm in the first place, and get used to their cars crying wolf after a few occurrences. Occasionally this will encourage angry neighbors to do whatever they can to put themselves and these useless devices out of their misery. This may include vandalizing the offending cars until they can disarm the screeching, honking, blaring whiners. Therefore, car alarms actually lead to more damage than good, and are one of the most foolish inventions in the history of mankind.



car alarm
a cerent sound that is fuckin anoying when your watchin your favorite show late at night a car alarm goes off for like 46min
Example:
so I was watchin summerland and a car alarm went off and i wrote lyrics now everytime I hear one I stand on my bed and I like:
~hello
~~im a car
~~~gassoline makes me run
~~~~back seat trunk space
~~~~~hello lets go for a ride
~~~~~~oil is my blood
~~~~~~~seat belts, radio knobs.
said by one of the most famous funny people I have herd Dane Cook


Car Alarm
When you hit it from behind hard enough for her to start making a honking sound similar to a car alarm.
Example:
I gave her that car alarm last night and it woke the neighbors.


Car Alarm Tag
When you and your friends play tag by the use of car alarms in a large parking lot. By setting off the alarms of different cars the "it" player tries to track down the other members in the party. Upon coming physically touched by the "it" person the game cycles all over again just like regular tag.
Example:
Remember, a parking lot is a dangerous place. Soo watch out for traffic, and people who don't want you playing. Let's play some good 'ol Car Alarm Tag, now let's get it on!


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