car alarm
A device which insecure people waste money on because they are afraid their sacred, shiny cars will be stolen. Since about 99.9% of car alarms are false alarms, however, the owners eventually forget why they got the alarm in the first place, and get used to their cars
crying wolf after a few occurrences. Occasionally this will encourage angry neighbors to do whatever they can to put themselves and these useless devices out of their misery. This may include
vandalizing the offending cars until they can disarm the screeching, honking, blaring
whiners. Therefore, car alarms actually lead to more damage than good, and are one of the most foolish inventions in the history of mankind.
car alarm
by Plays with squarrils on Jul 19, 2006 00:09:32
a cerent sound that is fuckin
anoying when your watchin your favorite show late
at night a car alarm
goes off for like 46min
Example:
so I was watchin
summerland and a car alarm went off and i wrote lyrics now everytime I hear one I stand on my bed and I like:
~hello
~~im a car
~~~gassoline makes me run
~~~~
back seat trunk space
~~~~~hello lets go for a ride
~~~~~~oil is my blood
~~~~~~~seat belts, radio knobs.
said by one of the most famous funny people I have herd Dane Cook
Car Alarm Tag
by Bennihana on Apr 24, 2006 13:33:41
When you and your friends
play tag by the use of car alarms in a large parking lot. By setting off the alarms of different cars the "it" player tries to
track down the other members in the party. Upon coming physically touched by the "it" person the game
cycles all over again just like regular tag.
Example:
Remember, a
parking lot is a dangerous place. Soo watch out for traffic, and people who don't want you playing.
Let's play some good 'ol Car Alarm Tag, now
let's get it on!