cardigan

And when i felt like i was an old cardigan, you put me on and said i was your favorite



cardigan
a younger women who "hangs around" older men
Example:
there he goes with his new woman
shes about young for him eh? sh a gold digger
nah shes just a cardigan


the cardigans
Most under rated band in the world. Their best songs are:

Feathers and Down
In The Round
Live and Learn
I Need Some Fine Wine and You, You Need To Be Nicer
Sick and Tired
Erase and Rewind
Godspell
Example:
The Cardigans Long Gone Before Daylight rocks my face


Cardigan
A slang word used by hippies, tree-huggers, and a select few unnaturally awesome human beings, to describe an event (usually an outdoor adventure) in the most preposterous, beastly, epic way.

CARDIGAN can also be broken down to describe 73.9% of the average hippie's vocabulary:

C-ool

A-wesome

R-adical

D-ope

I-cey

G-narly

A-ce

N-autical
Example:
I'm sure none of these kids at the ski hill have any idea how totally Cardigan our day is going...


Cardigan
The bush style a woman sports when she leaves the pubes alongside her labia in their natural state, which gives her vulva the appearance of a open cardigan sweater.
Example:
While Jillian did trim the length of her pubes to keep her bush from getting too wild, she didn't shape it and left her lips hairy, so her pussy looked like a brown cardigan.

Damn, that pussy looks like Mr. Rogers' sweater.


Cardigans
An exhilarating game of chance, whereby two homosexual men each insert an end of the same double ended dildo into their anus and, on all fours, back up toward each other until their buttocks touch. The aim of the game is to remove the end of the double ender from your opponents rectum whilst retaining your end in place.
Example:
Stuart and his partner enjoyed a tour de force of a Tuesday evening, playing Cardigans until the wee small hours of the morning


cardigan backyardigan
The real full name of the rapper "Cardi B". She has made such classics like Bodak Yellow.
Example:
Guy 1: "Hey guys have you heard the new cardigan backyardigan song yet?"
Guy 2: "Sadly, i haven't, but i bet its awesome!


rhomboid cardigan
-noun
1. A collarless knitted sweater containing a characteristig oblique-angled parallelogram with only the opposite sides equal.
2. A rhomboid cardigan is an item of purchase that makes you look like hot stuff, similar to argyle, but not quite. The rhomboid pattern can occur such that it appears to be diamond-like in shape.
Example:
I look smokin' in my rhomboid cardigan.


beige cardigan
Term to describe a female who is attractive and pleasant but is generally boring and dresses in preppy, matronly clothes. This species of female simply wants to be a housewife or has a lame job. Many men find them appealing because they will do all the things their mothers do for them. Women hate them because they are "safe" and boring but get dudes. However, men usually cheat on their beige cardigans with fun, spicy women. They are like beige cardigans from the Gap or Talbots: bland, blend in with most outfits but are generally boring and forgettable
Example:
1. Ugh, (insert guy name) totally just wants to marry some beige cardigan who will stay at home and pop out babies for him

2. I mean she's pretty but she's totally a beige cardigan


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