carpet
carpet
carpet
carpet
a term used only by pro stoners to describe the marijuana consistency when building a joint to ensure that there is an even application of green, so the good stuff isn't all concentrated in on particular area.
Example:
Stoner1:'that joint had a nice even carpet'.
Stoner2:'I know, i'm completely fucked'.
Stoner1:'Me too'
Stoner2:'Shall we roll another?'
Stoner1:'that joint had a nice even carpet'.
Stoner2:'I know, i'm completely fucked'.
Stoner1:'Me too'
Stoner2:'Shall we roll another?'
carpet
carpet
1: A furry lump which can be trod on, peed on, or burnt.
2: A girl has a whole helluva lotta bush underneath her panties.
2: A girl has a whole helluva lotta bush underneath her panties.
Example:
1: ooooh look a carpet *yoink*
2: yo dude last night i was gonna finger megan but then i put my hand down and it was like WOAH carpet!
1: ooooh look a carpet *yoink*
2: yo dude last night i was gonna finger megan but then i put my hand down and it was like WOAH carpet!
carpet
carpet
a person with an exceesive amount of body hair, mainly in the chest area. this person tends to think they have a nice body and may take there shirt off with no notice, beware of this and be prepared to run and puke.
Example:
oh great, here comes the carpet again
yo Carpet button your shirt up, i think i'm gonna puke
Yo Carpet, Shave that shit im gettin a friction-burn just looking at you
oh great, here comes the carpet again
yo Carpet button your shirt up, i think i'm gonna puke
Yo Carpet, Shave that shit im gettin a friction-burn just looking at you