carradine

To die from autoerotic asphyxiation.



carradine

by Dr. Easy on Jul 07, 2011 02:51:58

To kill someone by stripping them naked and hanging them by the testicles and neck until dead. While location can vary, traditionally this is done in a hotel/motel closet.
Example:
Hey, if you touch my girlfriend again I'll carradine you. Don't forget what happened to Bobby.


Carradine

by analdumpster on Jun 23, 2012 08:19:31

In order to perform a proper Carradine, one must purchase the following items: a noose, tinted spotter goggles, a jar of Vaseline, and a sharp knife/scissors.

Following purchase of these items, you must first find a close friend or relative to spot you using your tinted spotter goggles -- this will ensure they are not able to see your shameful act. After giving yourself a partial erection (with use of the Vaseline), proceed to hang yourself from the nearest door or the darkest corner of an available room. Once you have achieved full erection and are masturbating furiously while your oxygen supply becomes ever limited, your friend must stand closely with the knife/scissors to cut the rope.
Example:
Dude, I had such a shitty day at work today, can you spot me while I Carradine in the basement?


Dirty Carradine

by Perverto majesto on Feb 18, 2011 18:05:07

Strip naked and lay on a bed with plastic wrap over your face. Let an amorous acquaintance shit on your face and enjoy the warm steamy love of it. Jerk yourself off as your brain becomes oxygen-deprived. The Dirty Carradine is an extension of the Hot Carl.
Example:
I'll order you the biggest, most expensive steak on the menu if you'll come back over to my place afterwards and assist me in the execution of a Dirty Carradine.


Bangkok Carradine

by Captain Organ on Jun 04, 2009 23:37:47

Sexual act involving tying a rope around your balls and hanging yourself in a Thailand hotel closet that results in death because you couldn't pronounce the safe word.
Example:
Damn, did hear about Perry? He went to Thailand on that Mormon mission and pulled a Bangkok Carradine!


The Hanging Carradine

by jm_DFB on Jul 20, 2009 07:08:01

a sexual position in which you hang yourself in a closet and have your bitch suck you off while you struggle to breathe. Reveals an exotic, painful pleasure
Example:
I was pullin the hanging carradine with my girl last night, almost didn't get it off in time to cut the rope.

Male 1:The rusty trombone doesn't quite do it for me anymore, I need a more painful experience.
Male 2: Try the hanging carradine.


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