catted

catted = incapacitated by having a sleeping cat on your lap .. it’s illegal to move them except in extreme circumstances like house fire or ya gotta pee real bad. others in the house are obligated to fetch drinks and other necessities in support of catted-ness . i don’t make the rules



CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT!
when a person makes the noice cat cat cat cat cat cat
Example:
"CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT!"


cat
an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it. you can usually find one outside or near/in a house. its main abilities are to chomp and scratch but they can also pounce, shoot lasers out of their eyes, be cute, jump as high as they want, and fly. do not fight one unless you are equipped with extreme power armor and heavy assault cannons. its also better to bring multiple friends. dont say i didnt warn you when you get vaporized from being fooled by its cuteness.
Example:
i walked up to a cat and died because i wasnt well equipped


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