cellular

adj. cool, awesome, radical, or used to express a similar meaning



cellular
a mobile phone that can take calls and receive them

usually stolen (by a black jhit) or lost in the hood
Example:
dude 1: some lil jhit nigga stole my cellular

dood 2: nah that was me

dude 1: BRO IMA SLAP THE FUCK OUT U

dood 2: (runs like a quarterback)


Cellular
Cellular is the ability in devices, typically smartphones, tablets, iPods, flip phones, basic phones etc. to make and receive calls, stream the internet, receive and send texts all mobilely and where ever you are. Though only smartphones and basic phones can make calls, devices such as tablets/mobile devices have the ability to stream the internet with a cellular connection. It just requires a phone provider of choice and a SIM card implanted in your phone to bounce off a cellular tower for a cellular connection
Example:
( rich boy ) I got my cellular back, bad signal..
( poor boy ) I want that..


cellularitis
An acute condition marked by almost constant talking on a cellular phone.
Similar to telephonitis, but spreads further and annoys more people. Often very hard to treat and no cure is yet available.
Example:
As I waited in the Airport Lounge yesterday, I observed an infestation of cellularitis all around me. Almost everyone was talking loudly into a cell phone! Hardly any of the passengers were talking face to face.


Cellular Paranoia
When a person feels like everyone decided to hate them all at once because no matter who they call or text, no one will respond. Generally this is followed by the person calling every single contact in their phonebook, in order to alleviate the condition. Some will also call others off a different person's phone, to see if they are actually being ignored.
Example:
Marry had a horrible case of Cellular Paranoia; she called everyone she knew from a payphone to see if they would answer.


cellular faux
(n.) a social phenomenon wherein which a person acts as though he is on his cell phone in order to shield himself from uncomfortable situations.
Example:
When Peggy saw the bum approaching, she flipped open her LG and began laughing incessantly as though someone had told a joke on the other end of the line. Still penniless, the bum's plan was thwarted by cellular faux.


cellular drift
When someone is texting or playing with their cell phone while walking very, very slowly and not paying attention to their surroundings. Cellular drifters tend to weave erratically on the sidewalk making it difficult to pass them.
Example:
person 1: "What took you so long?"
person 2: "Sorry, I'm late. The girl walking in front of me was cellular drifting and I couldn't get past her."


cellular telephone
an ancient device used by the Natives as a sundial to keep track of time.
Example:
Jack:I used the cellular telephone to determine the time. It was 10:30 P.M

Jill: Its 4:30 P.M u moron

Nigahiga: he was off by about 6 hours.


cellular reflex
The instant reaction to produce a cell phone to check messages or calls, even when we know that we've not received any (or checking for cell reception in the event of not receiving calls or texts). Usually occurs when we see others texting or talking on theirs. Largely generated by insecurity. Not to be confused with the biological phenomenon.
Example:
Guy 1 receives a text.
Guy 2 immediately checks his phone
Guy 1 - "Man, put that damn phone away! No-one is calling or texting you - you've got a bad case of cellular reflex."


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