chopped off

when taking a shit and the turd is too long or you have run out of shitting time you have to chop off



chop off poo
when you are consumed in the act of pooing, and are having a jolly good time, and you have to squeeze the poo off early for reasons like a phone call or an I.M., thus leaving you unsatisfied, and with quite a messy bottom to deal with.
Example:
1.I have to chop one off, and answer the phone.

2.I chopped a poo off yesturday, and it took me 30 minutes to get all of the doodoo butter off.


off chops
an interchangeable expression that is used to describe something 'awesome' or 'cool'. Often used when elated or excited over a specific happening or event. Can also be capatialised 'OFF CHOPS' to depict higher elation.

Often confused with the less awesome 'off the chops', used to signify one's ability to never get laid.
Example:
"Bro, how was last night with the missus"

"Esh lad, It was OFF CHOPS"


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