chopsticks

Thank you for trying your nice chinese food with chopsticks the traditional and typical of chinese glorious historical and cultual.



chopsticks
*Synonymous with "cool" or "good", etc positive responses.

*Oriental eating utensils (Oriental, as in, Chinese or Japanese or Korean, or others like Burmese or Vietnamese, etc etc). Basically it's two sticks that are held in a certain way that they can be used to pick up anything, mostly food, given chopsticks' purpose.
If you're a full-blooded oriental, you can probably pick up a single piece of rice with chopsticks! Or maybe even a single noodle!
Example:
"I can eat ramen and rice with chopsticks. ^-^ seriously, I can."
-me

"That is so chopsticks man!"
"No way man that's meta!"
"No you dumbasses it's friggin' AK-47; it sucks."


chopsticks
A word used to refer to objects with massive amounts of coolness.
Example:
That dead fish is chopsticks!


chopsticks
Chopsticks can refer to one of two things:

1) a pair of small even-length tapered sticks, which are generally believed to have originated in ancient China, and are the traditional eating utensils of China, Japan, Korea, Taiwan, and Vietnam.
2) a more recent FAD that has appeared to be popular amongst children and young teens is the game of Chopsticks. It is a turn-by-turn based game where each person starts with one finger on each hand. Each turn, the player can either add his finger to one of the opponent's finger's (while keeping their own finger)or move fingers to the other hand. When one hand reaches the number 5, the hand dies but can still receive a finger from the other hand. You can not switch a finger to another hand if it would just result in moving one hand to the other side. For example, if you have two on one hand and three on the other. You can not move one finger and get three on one hand and two on the other. There are 5+ variations of the game so if you want to actually play with someone, you must first discuss the rules, such as remainders, attacking your own hand, who starts, allowed to move fingers, etc.
Example:
Do you want to play chopsticks?

Dude, you NEED to learn how to use chopsticks if your going to go eat ramen. It taste so much better with them


chopsticks
where you are born with two penises that can pick things up and place them comfortably into your mouth
Example:
man pulls down his trousers as he tucks into his chinese meal using his 'chopsticks' to place things into his mouth.


Chopsticking
v. present participle: Any aggressive action using a straight arm and hand - where the elongated appendage resembles the tapered shape of a chopstick. This can take the form of chopping, poking, smacking, etc, particularly by someone not trained in the martial arts. (to chopstick, chopsticked)
Example:
The student received a detention for chopsticking the boy in front of him during a test.


chopstickism
A portmanteau of chopsticks and racism, chopstickism is when you go to an Asian restaurant and the server asks Asian people, but not people of other ethnicities, if they'd like chopsticks.
Example:
I went to a Korean restaurant today and the server offered all the people around me chopsticks, but not me! I'm so offended by all this chopstickism.


Latest Searches

GOOGLE, Downy, may or may not, not low, stab a bitch, Paralysis, throbs, stupid question, price tag, quick second, gaining, WNT, Bust a nut, Cock pushups, like a girl, hitched, escape from reality, right arm, rushing, direct, Girdle, napalm bomb, is it in yet?, simple, down bad, Shaped, Hendrickson, gfe, synchronization, vulg, dfk, Reynolds, ghetto-blaster, on the B, Picture, torso, Darrow, water, abou, that John, Teenage wildlife, the clean up, DXRACER, hurt, Cherry Pop, Hispanic boy, One for the Thumb, shipped out, Greater, STOCKED, Dat Shit, jeremy, wannabe debutant, overweightness, garment, flock of birds, Someone else, STOCKINGS, eruption, teammate, whats ligma, The Female, four inches, Your being extra, IMAGE, whopping, Nob, harbour, my girls, double-o, microbrew, pulling, Cindy, computer screen, tufts, Tesha, nvm, flurry analytics, hidden, Perfect, naruto, im, unclassified, binge, Ddd, Fulham, the hard r, bounds, put on, Disc, Ryan Higa, shut the fuck up, ULTIMATE Frisbee, quotable, lose-lose, East Palo Alto, a mans, swim team girls, stupidist, everyday feminism, Culloden, other Guy, scam, Ferrari, sweetback, point down, clip one, told, Hampshire Illinois, American Muscle, Shneeb, Jared, get rid of, im tired, palms up, Nuns, gorilla, Dust, stock image, NCSU, lina, Elaine, estupido, the olsen, Anxious, Ita, ruling, Gamercard, Backwards, Hold that L, Tracksuit, a Wesley, as of, somone, 15 minutes, The Barn, Males, Morse code, The Greatest, wooly back, RI, false accusation, pre cum, Leggins, but-face, You already know, mediocre, V-shape, mous, YOUSE, General, turn me up, the sexiest, nike, wo, Threatened, into the field, Back out, Free Form, up against the wall, Patchwork , waist, The Driver, something real, Heat Check Time, Little billy, aspire, disk, azazel, nikes, jess, Myst, Newtown, Pee, BOOB, your one, negate, Layla, elastic band, Street ready, metro, mystical, asian parents, dinner and a movie, Bitch-I-Own-U, Stoked, Cowboys, sexiness, fucking dying, whammied, Sarah Palin MILF, insertation, walked, GODDAMN, Garter Belt, DeWalt, kirk hammett, Turnip, ON FIRE, Wahlah, GOOGLE, Downy, may or may not, not low, stab a bitch, Paralysis, throbs, stupid question, price tag, quick second, gaining, WNT, Bust a nut, Cock pushups, like a girl, hitched, escape from reality, right arm, rushing, direct, Girdle, napalm bomb, is it in yet?, simple, down bad, Shaped, Hendrickson, gfe, synchronization, vulg, dfk, Reynolds, ghetto-blaster, on the B, Picture, torso, Darrow, water, abou, that John, Teenage wildlife, the clean up, DXRACER, hurt, Cherry Pop, Hispanic boy, One for the Thumb, shipped out, Greater, STOCKED, Dat Shit, jeremy, wannabe debutant, overweightness, garment, flock of birds, Someone else, STOCKINGS, eruption, teammate, whats ligma, The Female, four inches, Your being extra, IMAGE, whopping, Nob, harbour, my girls, double-o, microbrew, pulling, Cindy, computer screen, tufts, Tesha, nvm, flurry analytics, hidden, Perfect, naruto, im, unclassified, binge, Ddd, Fulham, the hard r, bounds, put on, Disc, Ryan Higa, shut the fuck up, ULTIMATE Frisbee, quotable, lose-lose, East Palo Alto, a mans, swim team girls, stupidist, everyday feminism, Culloden, other Guy, scam, Ferrari, sweetback, point down, clip one, told, Hampshire Illinois, American Muscle, Shneeb, Jared, get rid of, im tired, palms up, Nuns, gorilla, Dust, stock image, NCSU, lina, Elaine, estupido, the olsen, Anxious, Ita, ruling, Gamercard, Backwards, Hold that L, Tracksuit, a Wesley, as of, somone, 15 minutes, The Barn, Males, Morse code, The Greatest, wooly back, RI, false accusation, pre cum, Leggins, but-face, You already know, mediocre, V-shape, mous, YOUSE, General, turn me up, the sexiest, nike, wo, Threatened, into the field, Back out, Free Form, up against the wall, Patchwork , waist, The Driver, something real, Heat Check Time, Little billy, aspire, disk, azazel, nikes, jess, Myst, Newtown, Pee, BOOB, your one, negate, Layla, elastic band, Street ready, metro, mystical, asian parents, dinner and a movie, Bitch-I-Own-U, Stoked, Cowboys, sexiness, fucking dying, whammied, Sarah Palin MILF, insertation, walked, GODDAMN, Garter Belt, DeWalt, kirk hammett, Turnip, ON FIRE, Wahlah,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!