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chronic masturbator

A person who masturbates more than 3 times a day, and cannot go a day with out masturbation.

chronic masturbator

by long bong silvers on Oct 30, 2018 13:48:58

Someone wh masturbates all the time. they're probably addicted to it. doesn't necessarily have to

be a male, despite popular belief

Example:
"dylan what the fuck you doing in there"
"nothin..*thinks they're gone, violently faps*"
"dylan youre a fuckin chronic masturbator"

chronic masturbator

by sir gibsalot on Nov 22, 2008 00:43:24

A man who simply has a thing against carrying a loaded weapon around all the time.

Example:
Mother: *knocks on door* Billy, what are you doing in there?
Billy: uhhh... NOTHING.
Mother: Dammit Billy, you're a chronic masturbator just like your father.

Chronic Masturbation

by Bitter Bleach on May 29, 2019 00:46:38

A saying in The Walking Dead telltale game

Example:
You guys know i im here?
Chronic Masturbation!

chronic masturbation

by Supermanchild on Jan 03, 2004 13:15:38

The ritualistic abuse of ones private parts. Prefering self pleasurement over actual intercourse. Foresaking all others over his personal desires. I.E. is willing to masturbate whenever and wherever said person (male or female), is at the specific moment and time.
(see- sexy loser)

Example:
Kid #1: "... Damnit Eric! You don't do that in the ball pit at McDonald's!!!"
Kid #2: "Screw you, cumchugger!!" FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP...

Chronic Masturbation

by Pigfucker9001 on May 21, 2018 18:12:09

Someone who cannot stop masturbating

Example:
Julie could not stop playing with her toes, Julie was suffering from chronic masturbation.

chronic masturbation

by Omukae on Apr 10, 2010 10:32:37

Masturbating frequently everyday, more than 5 times a week.

Example:
Honey, I would swear our son is suffering from chronic masturbation. All you ever hear from him these days are slight moans and the sound of pants being unzipped

chronic masturbation

by DonaldDuck9 on Feb 13, 2010 09:06:22

Weed Induced Masturbation.

Example:
Toke up, get horny. CHRONIC MASTURBATION INITIATED

Chronic Masturbator

by Punkrock Mike on Jan 24, 2008 08:10:30

When a male feeds the one eyed trouser snake or fucks his fuck stick, more than 2 times a week; if you jack off more times then 7 times a week you have a bad habit

Example:
I know this kid who feeds his one eyed trouser snake so much it died from abusing it too much, too often cause hes a Chronic Masturbator

Chronic masturbator

by Chewbaccas hair on Jan 27, 2016 05:37:18

Someone with the urge to constantly touch themselves in unknown places. Particularly when they have a vajay jay like chewbacca.

Example:
Jess: ew rach stop doing that, chewbacca has been fed.

Rach: he needs more. Always more. Anyway I have an excuse, i am a chronic masturbator don't you know!

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