cinema

Someone you could watch all day long, as referenced in the Benny Benassi song "Cinema." Similar to a Wonderwall, but with more emphasis on the pleasure of looking or staring, and not necessarily how you feel about that person otherwise.



cinema
The ending of Shrek 2
Example:
The ending of shrek 2 is cinema


cinema
The act of having sex while you get one of your friends to watch from a closet. The broad involved musn't know of the secret observer.
Example:
-Dude, Amy wants to get drunk tonight and mess around afterwards. You down for a cinema?
-You know it!


cinema clitera
An academic term for the genre of film colloquially known as chick flicks. The genre has three main sub-categories:

1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.

2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.

3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.
Example:
Interviewer: "Mr Grant, many of your films, perhaps with the exception of 'Maurice', are often dismissed by critics as cinema clitera. What is your response to this?"
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."


the cinema snob
The Cinema Snob is an internet comedian and independent filmmaker best known for reviewing Z-Grade Exploitation Films, 80's Horror Slasher and Porn Parody. Often seen in a recliner, in a black blazer, no shoes and a smooth yet condescending voice. Other characters include 80's Dan, Llyod The Cat and Kung Tai Ted. As well as popular side projects such as "Midnight Screenings" and "Brad Tries". He can be seen with The Nostalgia Critic, Linkara and Spoony on groups such as (former) Thatguywiththeglasses and Channel Awesome
Example:
I'm going to watch a "The CInema Snob" review

"If I want x I'll stick with y thank you very much"


Cinema Bizarre
A german band. Hot guys.

That sums it all up quite nicely.
Example:
Cinema Bizarre für immer.


Cinema Bizarre
Cinema Bizarre is a German band that formed in Berlin in 2005. Yu, Strify, and Kiro met at an Anime convention. They later found Luminor and Shin in a chat room. In 2007, they released Final Attraction, their debut album. In 2008, Luminor had to leave due to personal problems. They had Romeo, Yu's friend, take his place. In 2009, they released an EP with Space Cowboy titled "I Came 2 Party." Following that was their second studio album Toyz, which held the sublime message that we are all "ToyZ." In January of 2010, the band announced their hiatus, with hope of a return. Yu Phoenix and Romeo (Nightingale) are in a band named Rogue Morgue. Kiro and Shin are currently in a DJ set. Luminor had a collaboration with Nik Page and another with a band named DNR, but is currently not doing anything.
Their names are from various things. Strify: Yu nicknamed him “Cloud Strife” because of his Final Fantasy addiction. Yu: A friend nicknamed him Yukito which was later shortened to Yuki, and then finally Yu. Luminor: Luminor is the male form of 'Lumina' which means Moonlight. Kiro: Strify has a monkey named Siro, and Kiro’s real name starts with K. Shin: One of his major influences is Japanese rocker Shinya. I truthfully don’t know about Romeo.
Strify, Kiro, and Yu is bisexual. Shin doesn’t like to talk about it. Romeo is straight. Luminor’s sexuality is unknown.
Strify-vocals Yu-guitar Kiro- bass Shin-drums Romeo-keyboardist Luminor- keyboard and back up vocals
Example:
Did you know Cinema Bizarre is all guys?


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