Clam Jam
by KateSauce on Jan 28, 2008 05:12:59
Example:
If you're familiar with the term "Cock Block," you know that it means one dude messed up another dude's game with the ladies. Well, this happens to girls too. And we (most of us) don't have cocks.
If you've ever been obviously checking out a guy and then your friend decides to "claim" him by walking up to him and touching his polo shirt and exclaiming, "I'm soooo drunk right now omg!"- you've been
clam jammed.
If you've ever been
hitting it off with a guy and then you tell him his pong game is weak, you've been clam jammed.. by yourself,
I might add.
Clam-Jam
by Colleen E. on Dec 31, 2007 05:21:20
(noun)the female equivalent of a
Cock-Block; a person who interferes with a woman's chance of getting laid, lucky, or boned; generally the "
ugly friend" or "previously rejected."
(verb) to block a female from
getting sex.
also Clam-Jammy (adj) describing a person with nookie blocking qualities, who may pose a threat to other men-seeking women.
Example:
"Jane, you are a bitter Clam-Jam! That guy was incredibly hot, and now he's gone!"
"That Clam-Jam may be five-foot-ten, but I have the
Kama Sutra memorized and he'll never know."
"I am going to Clam-Jam Samantha, because that nasty wench spilled my drink and flirted with my boyfriend."
"There is a very Clam-Jammy cougar leaning at the bar, and I'd like to cut off her
stilettos with a nail file."
Clam-Jam
by Gottaring on Jan 18, 2012 09:57:05
The miscalculation of distance and/or location of the
vaginal opening during rigorous sex which results in the penis
slamming against the outer labia or
groin.
Example:
He drove
in deep but missed his mark, resulting in the mother of all Clam-Jams that left him
writhing in pain.