clause

a group of words, that has a subject and verb



Santa Clause Clause
A clause in a contract that is only true if you believe it.
Example:
eg. a "Santa Clause Clause" would be a clause stating that you may never sue the other party to the contract no matter what he does.


Trump Clause
In an employment agreement, this is the part of the legal document that denies you the opportunity to take your grievance to court, and instead forces you to agree to arbitration.
Example:
My employer fucked me over royally, but due to the Trump Clause in my employment agreement, I have to be sodomized by an arbitrator instead of taking them to court.


The ‘Santa Clause’
The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.
Example:
The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!


Pimpa-Clause
1. Tha pimp version of santa clause. Pimpa-clause getz down with his "ho ho ho's".

Pimpa-clause ALWAYS wears baggy red sweatpants. He raps pimpmas raps like "oh pimpmas weed, oh pimpmas weed!"

Pimpa-clause lives in da south pole. He getz busy and gives bitches presents and snows on their faces!!

He has a giant pole! It locates where his pitched tent is!

Pimpa clause has 2 lists, "tha good ho ho ho's" and he has tha list of tha naughty "WHORE-ible ho's!"

So when you hear a "ho ho ho", go spread some love and wish all a "Merry PimpmASS!"

2. Pimpa-clause is also what I call myself for fun cuz itz funny to say. I go around da school yellin "ho ho ho" all da time!

Example:
"Ho ho ho" I'm pimpa-clause!

This is "WHORE-ible!"

Have a merry PimpmASS.

Pimpa-clause, and RUDEoff da big-cock RainDEAR!

FUCK frosty da pervert!


prison clause
An unofficial rule that if your man is in jail or prison, you are allowed to have sex with other men. The man is usually not informed about this. The man the woman cheats with is called a sport coat, or sometimes Jody
Example:
guy:Hey girl, we can't do this! You're my cousins girl
Girl: prison clause!
Guy: well, okay then!

Invoked by Otto's wife on SOA so she could have sex with Bobby- Elvis


Release Clause
This is a time when a guy who has more money than you starts to eye your girlfriend and starts to shower her with gifts that you can’t afford to get her, if your girlfriend is materialistic just know that once this guy starts giving her attention and gifts her release clause has been activated only in this case you don’t get anything unlike football where the club that is selling the player make something off the deal.
Example:
Naso one g guy go activate Tinu release clause.


toxx clause
A rule originating on the Something Awful message boards that calls for the banning of a member who does not follow his own proclamation. These proclamations are typically in the form of "If X happens, I will do Y." The person who posts the claim is asked to follow through with his promised act or be banned for lying.
Example:
This rule originated from a forum member, Toxx, stating he would tape together the parts of his nether regions if a message board topic reached 5,000 replies. The Something Awful Administrator ordered that he post pictures of the completed act. No pictures were produced, and Toxx was banned as a result. The Toxx clause was instituted as a rule to discourage future members from making exaggerated claims.

Example poster 1: "If he sells this laptop to me for $200, I will eat my shorts."
Example poster 2: "Sell it to him just so we can test the Toxx clause."


TF2 Clause
A term used to define a game that, despite not getting a lot of attention from its developer, retains a large playerbase.
Named after one of the best examples of such phenomenon: Team Fortress 2.
Example:
Randy: "Skyrim is a dead game, why do people still talk about it"
Alex: "Because it's a TF2 Clause."
Randy:

Alex: "It maintains a playerbase without getting much attention from the devs."


Banter Clause
Legend has it that the gift of banter is handed down to unsuspecting trainee Banter Merchant's through a mysterious figure named Banter Clause. There has never been any convincing or sound historical evidence to support the myth as indeed true. But supposed sightings have occurred during many Banterful occassions such as lads on the pre lash and at the party which is full of muff and beer! This makes Banter Clause a worthy LAD!
Example:
John: 'Its the night before Friggies big party! I hope Banter Clause gives me a good supply of Banter for the LOL's that should ensue!'
Russell: 'Yeah! I've been a banterful chap this week! So I hope I'm in Banter Clause's good books!
John: 'OOO I'm sceptical mate, don't think you were enough of a banterful top lad when you were pulling that bird last night mate!'
Russell: ':('


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